- Danny 'Joshua' Stetson: My head, my head, my head!
- Charles Pratt: It hurts?
- Danny 'Joshua' Stetson: It hurts!
- Charles Pratt: Good!
- Charles Pratt: You know what I see college as? One big fuck farm. I mean, isn't today's crop the worst yet? Look at this gaggle of faggots. I mean, they're not beatniks, they're not even hippies. Generation doesn't even know what to call itself."
- Danny 'Joshua' Stetson: [on Charles] He lives for greed! He lives for sex!
- Charles Pratt: I live in a trailer park, and I haven't been laid in a month.