- Weezie Sumner: Let's go in the back room, and I'll teach you about the chicken and the egg. Which... comes... first.
- Paul Winjam: The girl steals my lines.
- Weezie Sumner: Yeah, well you stole something of mine.
- Paul Winjam: Now wait a minute, who seduced who?
- Weezie Sumner: It was a tie.
- Police Officer #1: [attempting to revive the victim of an accident] He's a minister.
- Police Officer #2: He's a dead minister. Hardly a mark, but he's dead.
- Louise Gelson: I was just thinking.
- Paul Winjam: Mistake, alway a mistake. Every day I dissect animals that don't and they're much happier.
- Weezie Sumner: Is God punishing me for sleeping with Winjam?
- Kevin Leahy: Now why would God punish you for that, you're not the first person who slept with someone.
- Kevin Leahy: Weezie, everyone... breaks rules. We all can find something to blame ourselves for, we all carry some guilt in our hearts. Some dark secret, whether it be an illicit love afair or whatever. But that guilt is not evil.