- [last lines]
- Narrator: Wherever they go, and whatever happens to them on the way, in that enchanted place on top of the forest, a little bear will always be waiting.
- Christopher Robin: Pooh, promise you won't forget me, ever?
- Winnie the Pooh: Oh, I won't, Christopher, I promise.
- Christopher Robin: Not even when I'm a hundred?
- Winnie the Pooh: How old shall I be then?
- Christopher Robin: Ninety-nine.
- Christopher Robin: [chuckles] Silly old bear.
- Winnie the Pooh: Is anybody at home?
- [no answer]
- Winnie the Pooh: What I said was, "Is anybody at home?"
- Rabbit: No.
- Winnie the Pooh: Bother. Isn't there anybody here at all?
- Rabbit: [hurriedly puts dishes away] Nobody!
- Winnie the Pooh: Must be somebody there, because *somebody* must have said "Nobody."
- Tigger: Honey! Oh, boy, honey! That's what tiggers like best.
- Winnie the Pooh: I was afraid of that.
- Tigger: [gulps down a few handfuls] Oh, say.
- [chuckles, then smacks]
- Tigger: Yyyyyuck! Tiggers don't like honey!
- Winnie the Pooh: But you said you that you liked...
- Tigger: Yeah, that icky, sticky stuff is only fit for heffalumps and woozles.
- Winnie the Pooh: You mean elephants and weasels.
- Tigger: That's what I said, heffalumps and woozles.
- Tigger: [singing; repeated lines] The wonderful thing about tiggers / Is tiggers are wonderful things / Their tops are made out of rubber / Their bottoms are made out of springs / They're bouncy, trouncy, flouncy, pouncy, fun, fun, fun, fun, fun / Oh but the most wonderful thing about tiggers is I'm the only one / IIIII'm the only one.
- [growls]
- Winnie the Pooh: [after rolling in mud] There, now.
- [giggles, then hops out of the mud puddle]
- Winnie the Pooh: Isn't this a clever disguise?
- Christopher Robin: What are you supposed to be?
- Winnie the Pooh: [looking himself over] I'm a little, black rain cloud, of course.
- Christopher Robin: [giggles] Silly old bear.
- Narrator: So Pooh ate and ate and ate and ate and ate and ate and ate and ate and ate, *chuckle* until at last he said to Rabbit in a rather sticky voice...
- Winnie the Pooh: [in a rather sticky voice] I must be going now. Goodbye, Rabbit.
- Rabbit: Well, goodbye, if you're sure you won't have any more.
- Winnie the Pooh: [turns to leave then stops] *Is* there any more?
- Rabbit: No, there isn't.
- Winnie the Pooh: I thought not.
- Winnie the Pooh: [tries to climb out the front door but is stuck] Oh, oh, help and bother! I'm stuck.
- Rabbit: Oh, dear. Oh, gracious. Oh. Well, it all comes from eating too much.
- Winnie the Pooh: It all comes from not having front doors big enough!
- Winnie the Pooh: Could you ssspare a sssmall sssmackerel?
- Gopher: Say, you ought to do sssomething about that ssspeech impediment, sssonny.
- Piglet: Pooh, for a bear of very little brain, you sure are a smart one.
- Winnie the Pooh: Thank you, Piglet.
- Narrator: Now, Piglet lived in the middle of the forest in a very grand house in the middle of a beech tree. And Piglet loved it very much.
- Piglet: Whew, yes. Whoops. You see, it's been in the family a long time. It belonged to my grandfather.
- Piglet: [pointing to sign] Oh, that's his name up there. "Trespassers Will." That's short for "Trespassers William."
- Narrator: Trespassers William?
- Piglet: Yes. And Grandma, oh, she called him T.W. That's even shorter.
- Winnie the Pooh: Happy "Winds-day", Piglet.
- Piglet: [being blown away] Well... it isn't... very happy... f-for me.
- Winnie the Pooh: Where are you going, Piglet?
- Piglet: That's what I'm asking myself, where?
- [the wind lifts him up]
- Piglet: W-Whoops! P-P-P-Pooh!
- Winnie the Pooh: [grabbing Piglet's scarf] And what do you think you will answer yourself?
- Tigger: [looking at his reflection] Oh, hey, hey. Look, look, look. Oh, what a strange-looking creature. Mmm, look at those beady little eyes, and that "purrposterous" chin, and those "rickydickorous" striped py-jamas!
- Winnie the Pooh: Looks like another tigger to me.
- Tigger: Oh, no, it's not. I'm the only tigger.
- [briefly giggles]
- Tigger: Watch me scare the stripes off of this imposter.
- [Tigger growls at his reflection; he scares himself, and hides under Pooh's table]
- Tigger: Is-Is-Is... Is he gone?
- Winnie the Pooh: All except the tail.
- [Tigger tucks his tail]
- Winnie the Pooh: He's gone.
- Winnie the Pooh: [to his reflection] Oh, hello. Am I glad to see you. It's more friendly with two. Now, you go that way, and I'll go this way.
- Winnie the Pooh: [walks away from mirror, then runs back] You didn't see anything, did you? Neither did I.
- Winnie the Pooh: Good morning, Christopher Robin.
- Christopher Robin: Oh, good morning, Winnie the Pooh.
- Owl, Kanga, Roo: Good morning, Pooh bear.
- Eeyore: If it is a good morning, which I doubt.
- Owl: Blast it all!
- Gopher: Good idea! We'll dynamite. Save time.
- Owl: Eh, what's the charge?
- Gopher: The charge? Oh, about seven sticks of dynamite.
- Owl: Oh, no, no, no, the cost! The charge in money.
- Gopher: Nope, no charge account. I work strictly cash.
- Owl: Obviously, but, I should think...
- Gopher: Well, I can't stand around lollygagging all day. I got a tight schedule.
- Gopher: [falls down a hole] Aaaaaaaahh.
- Gopher: If you think it over, let me know 'cause you got my card. I'm not in the book, you know.
- Owl: Oh. Dash it all, he's gone.
- Winnie the Pooh: After all, he's not in the book, you know.
- Owl: Oh.
- Winnie the Pooh: Look, look, Piglet. There's something in that tree over there.
- Piglet: Is it one of the f-f-fiercer animals?
- Tigger: Halloo!
- Winnie the Pooh: Yes. It's a "jagular."
- Piglet: W-What do "jagulars" d-do, Pooh?
- Winnie the Pooh: Well, "jagulars" always call,
- [drops Piglet]
- Winnie the Pooh: "Halloo!" And when you look up, they drop on you.
- Piglet: I'm looking *down*, P-P-Pooh.
- Rabbit: [drawing on Pooh's backside when he's stuck in Rabbit's door] Oh Pooh! You messed up my moose!
- Christopher Robin: There now. Did I get your tail back on properly, Eeyore?
- Eeyore: No matter. Most likely lose it again anyway.
- Christopher Robin: Pooh, what's your favorite thing in the whole world?
- Winnie the Pooh: My favorite thing is me coming to visit you, and then you ask, "How about a small smackeral of honey?"
- Christopher Robin: I like that, too. But what I like most of all is just doing nothing.
- Winnie the Pooh: How do you do just nothing?
- Christopher Robin: Well, when grown-ups ask, "What are you going to do?" and you say, "Nothing," and then you go and do it.
- Winnie the Pooh: I like that. Let's do it all the time.
- Christopher Robin: You know something, Pooh? I'm not going to do just nothing anymore.
- Winnie the Pooh: You mean, never again?
- Christopher Robin: Well, not so much.
- [Tigger had found a lost Rabbit and is rushing him out of the misty woods]
- Narrator: So they started back. And Rabbit was now a humiliated rabbit, a lost-and-found rabbit, and a "Why, oh why do these things happen to me?" rabbit.
- Winnie the Pooh: The only reason for being a bee is to make honey. And the only reason for making honey is so I can eat it.
- Narrator: Winnie the Pooh crawled out of the gorse bush, brushed the prickles from his nose and began to think again.
- Winnie the Pooh: Think, think, think.
- Narrator: And the first person he thought of was...
- Winnie the Pooh: Winnie the Pooh?
- Narrator: No. Christopher Robin.
- Winnie the Pooh: Oh.
- [first lines]
- Narrator: This could be the room of any small boy, but it just happens to belong to a boy named Christopher Robin. Like most small boys, Christopher Robin has toy animals to play with, and they all live together in a wonderful world of make-believe. But his best friend is a bear called Winnie the Pooh, or Pooh, for short. Now, Pooh had some very unusual adventures, and they all happened right here in the Hundred-Acre Wood.
- Kanga: Pooh, Roo has a little surprise for you.
- Roo: Flowers.
- Winnie the Pooh: Honeysuckle!
- [Pooh tries to eat flowers]
- Kanga: No, Pooh, you don't eat them. You smell them.
- Winnie the Pooh: Oh.
- Tigger: I "recoggonize" you. You're the one that's stuffed with fluff.
- Winnie the Pooh: Yeah. And you're sitting on it.
- Tigger: Yeah. And it's comfy, too!
- [in spite of the heavy rainfall that floods the Hundred Acre Wood, Eeyore stubbornly sticks to his task of house-hunting for Owl and sees a flooded-out house]
- Eeyore: There's one. Cozy cottage. Nice location. Bit damp for Owl, though.
- Winnie the Pooh: I sure like bouncing. Wasn't that fun, Piglet?
- Piglet: Y-yes, but the best part is when it stops.
- Narrator: Well, in the next chapter, there's a great deal of bouncing.
- Piglet: There is? Oh. I-I have something I forgot to do today, and I shan't be able to do tomorrow, so I 'spose I have to go back and do it n-now. Good-bye, Pooh.
- Winnie the Pooh: Good-bye, Piglet. Now, is the next chapter all about me?
- Narrator: No, it's mostly about Tigger.
- Winnie the Pooh: Oh, bother.
- Narrator: But you're in it.
- Winnie the Pooh: Oh, good. What will I be doing?
- Narrator: Well, Pooh, you'll be sitting in your Thoughtful Spot, thinking as usual.
- Owl: This is just a mild spring zephyr compared to the big wind of '67. Or was it, uh, '76? Oh, well, no matter. Oh, I remember the big blow well.
- Piglet: I'll remember this one, too.
- Owl: It was the year my Aunt Clara went to visit her cousin. Now, her cousin was not only gifted on the glockenspiel, but being a screech owl, also sang soprano in the London Opera.
- Winnie the Pooh: [as Piglet shoves a honey pot into his face; muffled] Thank you, Piglet.
- Owl: You see, her constant praticing so unnerved my aunt that she laid a seagull egg by mistake. Oooooohhhhhh!
- Tigger: Hello, I'm Tigger!
- Winnie the Pooh: You said that.
- Tigger: Oh. Well, did I say I was hungry?
- Winnie the Pooh: I don't think so.
- Tigger: Well, then I'll say it: I'm hungry.
- Narrator: Winnie the Pooh lived in this enchanted forest under the name of Sanders, which means he had the name over the door in gold letters, and he lived under it.
- Winnie the Pooh: Well, isn't that the Rabbit's voice?
- Rabbit: [talking into a honey jar] I don't think so. It isn't meant to be.
- Roo: [swinging on Tigger's tail] Don't swing on a swing. / It's much too frail. / The best kind of swing / Is a Tigger's tail. Whee!
- Narrator: And so we come to the last chapter, in which Pooh and Christopher Robin go to the enchanted part of the forest, and we say goodbye.
- Winnie the Pooh: Goodbye? Oh no, please. Can't we just go back to page one and start all over again?
- Narrator: Sorry, Pooh, but all stories have an ending, you know.
- Winnie the Pooh: Oh, bother.
- Tigger: [Sitting on Pooh's stomach] And who are you?
- Winnie the Pooh: I'm Pooh.
- Tigger: Oh, Pooh.
- [giggles]
- Tigger: Sure! Uh - what's a pooh?
- Winnie the Pooh: You're sitting on one.
- Rabbit: He budged! Hooray! "Chistopher Crabin!" Uh, uh, "Chrostofer Raban!" He bidged! He badged! He booged! Today's the day!
- [Tigger has been freed from the tree after promising never to bounce again]
- Tigger: [ecstatic] Oh, I'm so happy, I feel like bouncing!
- [he leaps into the air to bounce, but Rabbit stops him in mid-leap]
- Rabbit: Ah-ah-ah! You promised, you promised!
- Tigger: [falling back down sadly] Oh, I did, didn't I? You mean I-I can't ever bounce again?
- Rabbit: Never!
- Tigger: [traumatized] Never?
- [he lips quivers]
- Tigger: N-Not even just - one teensy-weensy bounce?
- Rabbit: [defiantly] Not even a smidgen of a bounce!
- Gopher: If I was you, I'd think about skedaddlin' out of here.
- Winnie the Pooh: Why?
- Gopher: 'Cause it's "Winds-day."