The Demon Lover

A long-haired heavy metal dude Laval Blessing is a black magician.He lures some young virgins into his coven to perform some magical mumbo-jumbo.After his unwilling virgin and her boyfriend leave the coven Laval becomes angry.He unleashes bloodthirsty demon with gruesome revenge on its mind..."The Demon Lover" is gloriously cheap and insane horror flick with amateurish acting and cheesy rubber demon.Gunnar Hansen is fantastic in his small cameo role of Proffesor Peckinpah.The writing is bad,the direction is even worse,but I had a blast watching this entertaining turkey.There is a bit of graphic nudity and some splashy gore too!8 rubber demons out of 10.You all have to see "The Demon Lover Diary"-the infamous documentary about the making of this film.

Under-the-barrel raunch involving the usual wild-for-kicks teens...this time around they're a strange mottle resembling old-school Black Sabbath fans, and their audacious dabblings in black magic parenthetically unharness a bloodthirsty demon which the group leader dispatches for a series of random killings.

This financially underprivileged drive-in dreck is a showboat of laughably deficient capacities...not for one meteoric instant is DEMON LOVER indicative of professional contribution to any aspect of its production. Even by the casual standards of 70s era drive-in trash, it's a wondrous botch...and a veritable Faberge Egg for the elite brotherhood of schlock-mongers.

Interestingly, the dubious "mountain in labor" origins of this celluloid poopstain would become the focus of DEMON LOVER DIARY, a coarse but otherwise spectacular film-document which is cardinal viewing for anyone interested in the bizarre universe of zot-budget regional film-making. 3.5/10

Satanist Laval Blessing (Christmas Robbins, looking like James Hetfield circa 1990, after he's eaten a whole load of pies) holds a party for his coven, but when he insists on them all getting naked to participate in an orgiastic ritual, they decide to leave. Miffed, Laval (and the one woman willing to strip for the occasion) summons a demon to take revenge on his disloyal followers.

This low-budget independent horror features atrocious acting, a terrible script, dreadful photography, and a hilariously bad demon (big horns, big fangs, and big red eyes), but it is thanks to its ineptness in all departments that it proves to be quite watchable. Films this bad are what fans of z-grade horror live for, and this one doesn't disappoint, delivering such delights as a totally pointless karate training session in which Laval gets kicked in the goolies, a poorly choreographed bar brawl, three girls having a play-fight with canned cream, and Frank Zappa being shot in the crotch with a crossbow.

Director Donald G. Jackson (Hell Comes To Frogtown) blissfully ignores the fact that no-one in his film can act (even Gunnar Hansen, in a brief cameo, ain't great), giving us numerous bloody but unconvincing death scenes guaranteed to have viewers in stitches. Not a great film by any stretch of the imagination, but for those with a particular mind-set, it'll prove a fun way to waste seventy or so minutes.

4.5/10, rounded up to 5 for IMDb.

DEMON LOVER is an ultra-low budget horror film featuring a long-haired sorcerer named Laval, who bears a striking resemblance to the Cowardly Lion of Oz. He seeks ultimate power through occult means. When his "occult study group" (!) walks out on him, he decides to go it alone, performing a ritual on some naked woman in the basement.

After actually conjuring a demon, Laval's ex-followers begin dying in grisly ways.

The mega-cheeeze piles up fast, with a supporting cast of what can only be described as animatronic mannequins and a soundtrack recorded in a public toilet. Thankfully, it's all presented so seriously that one can only howl in approval. This is funny stuff! Just wait until you see the demon!

BEST SCENES: #1- A girl in a car having the world's most hilarious seizure! #2- The apocalyptic shaving cream battle sequence!

Fans of Gunnar Hansen had better not blink. He stars as Professor Peckinpah for about 30 seconds...

When I first encountered THE DEMON LOVER I despised it and posted a bomb movie review -- three stars, which from me is pretty grim news -- but have since come to know & respect the film more over a few more viewings and a little more time. Also a little more familiarity with the whole low budget indie American horror scene from the 1970s, of which THE DEMON LOVER is actually a pretty competent example. I might even say I've sort of developed an affinity to it, partly due to some of the behind the camera talent responsible for the film.

Namely Dennis and Robert Skotak, whom literally EVERYBODY has seen the work of by now. You'd have to be someone like my mom to not have seen TERMINATOR 2 or ALIENS or any of the dozens of high profile huge budget entertainments the Skotak's helped to visualize as production designers & creators of visual effects. They were nothing short of pioneers in the realm of science fiction horror action cinema and this is their first feature movie. They made the Demon costume with the glowing lights who looks like the bass player from Gwar, the gore effects, magic effects sequences and likely shot the gory still photos used in the film's police procedural subplot.

In 1978 they may have just been a couple of talented punks looking to channel their creativity, but soon after THE DEMON LOVER was released they got jobs working at Roger Corman's New World studios, came into contact with another Corman employee named James Cameron, and worked with him on ALIENS, TERMINATOR 2 and TITANIC. Pwned! And co-director Donald G. Jackson went on to an illustrious career as a B movie maverick, producing the riotous HELL COMES TO FROGTOWN amongst other amphibiously themed schlock delights. Great things come from the most unlikely places sometimes.

The one lesson I have learned over the years by studying low budget filmmaking is that you can't fault a movie for being made when it was & under the conditions it was made. That's not fair. However it came about they made the film and merely contrasting it unfavorably to other more well known or successful examples of the form doesn't get anyone anywhere. In it's own way THE DEMON LOVER is just as amusing & clever as other films of its like; CHILDREN SHOULDN'T PLAY WITH DEAD THINGS, BLOOD SABBATH, and ENTER THE DEVIL come to mind.

It doesn't have the scope of THE DEVIL'S RAIN nor the thrills per minute ratio of RACE WITH THE DEVIL but instead tries to pay more attention to the occult angle without a large scale production getting in the way. Christmas Robbins is effective as the wannabe warlock who actually manages to evoke Mephistopholes even though nobody seems to believe him, and Tom Hutton does a better job as the polyester jacketed homicide cop assigned to a slew of murders than I recall from sitting through the film first time out. His baffled expressions are non-acting on the highest order.

The film's greatest claim to fame is the presence of horror icon Gunnar Hansen as "Professor Peckinpah" in the film's most outrageous appropriation of names for it's characters. There's also a Frazetta, a Romero, and I believe I heard the name Leone at one point. The delivery of the film is just as unsubtle as the appropriation of names and its charm lies not so much in the execution as it does in the reckless abandon in the creative act at work here. The film has clumsy little homages to Dirty Harry movies & spaghetti westerns, and even manages to work in a bizarre little splatter bloodbath ending that seems to have been inspired by TAXI DRIVER.

Sure, it's low budget kitsch really, a point I missed the first time through when expecting the film to be as straight up as it looked. There's a decided lack of artistry to the cinematography but an abundance of energy that makes up for it. If nothing else here's a chaotic little bit of mayhem for aspiring filmmakers to study to see how to make a passable little horror movie on the ultra cheap. These guys were determined to see the film as they were able to make it right then & there, and it actually does amount to an absorbing hour or so for fans of this kind of material. Perfect drive-in movie nonsense.

And for the record I've encountered three different forms of this movie so far. Unicorn Video has the standard fullscreen version running just 70 minutes but it turns out there's some graphic carnage removed from it's print and some of its dialog scenes have been shortened. Severin Films apparently copped a Unicorn tape for their DVD presentation, which is to be expected I guess, and my verdict is to avoid it & get the real thing. Then there's another North American tape titled COVEN that has some footage removed from the very beginning but more of the gore clipped out of Unicorn's print, and also comes it at just around 70 minutes fullscreen with a rougher picture quality than Unicorn. But the real gem is a British made pre-cert PAL format tape running 72 minutes in a widescreen 1:85:1 ratio with all of the mayhem intact. Worth tracking down.

5/10