- Julia Baker: Did they tell you I'm colored?
- Dr. Chegley: What color are you?
- Julia Baker: Wh-hy, I'm Negro.
- Dr. Chegley: Have you always been a Negro, or are you just trying to be fashionable?
- Julia Baker: The last time I went on a blind date, I got stuck with the check.
- Marie Waggedorn: Well the last time I went out on one, I got stuck with a husband.
- Dr. Chegley: You were late again this morning. Why? Don't tell me your car broke down.
- Julia Baker: My car broke down.
- Dr. Chegley: I told you not to tell me that.
- Corey: Gee, you're big. Are you a football player?
- Jordan Hayes: No, I'm an actor.
- Corey: That's too bad.
- Dr. Chegley: Mr. Potts, when I was a small boy I had a rusty little tin soldier I lost in the sands of Tiny Island. I started to cry, but my father told me to cheer up because the rusty little tin soldier would come back someday and Papa was right.