- Nicole Chang: Of all the nasty, low-down, underhanded, despicable tricks! You're not even honest enough to be crooks.
- Nicole Chang: I'm sorry, Émile. It's for the best. I'm sure you can find something honest to do with all that old Mongolian clay.
- Nicole Chang: But then again, you can't tell the crooks from the good guys anymore, can you? I mean, with all this secret stuff going on.
- Nicole Chang: All I'm trying to say is I know what it's like when things don't go right. Maybe I can help you, Harry, if you'll only let me try.
- Abdul: He's an imposter.
- Shahbandar: Obviously.
- Abdul: But what does he want?
- Shahbandar: At the moment, he wants to see my apartment. Go and fetch them, my boy. I've invited them to tea.
- Abdul: Ahmad, what on earth for?
- Shahbandar: Come come, have you no sense of curiosity? This couple have staged an elaborate and no doubt costly production for my benefit. I wouldn't dream of missing the second part of the performance.
- Nicole Chang: Is there any particular subject you'd like to talk about?
- Harry: How would you like to make 5000 dollars?
- Nicole Chang: Now that's a terrific subject.
- Nicole Chang: Were you worried about me?
- Harry: Not at all. I was worried about losing those two men.
- Nicole Chang: No, no, that's where you weren't being tricky enough. I let them follow me back to the taxi. I got in the back seat of the taxi and told the driver to drive away. They got into their car and followed the taxi. Only they didn't suspect that I've been to the cinema many times and know to crawl out of the other side of the taxi before my driver even left, which means that their car is still following my taxi.