- Elvira Bonner: As far as I'm concerned, you can go to hell or Australia, but not with me!
- Ace Bonner: Well, they're both down under.
- Nurse Arlis: [Ace checks himself out of the hospital] You just can't walk out of here!
- Ace Bonner: You see my feet on the floor, don't you Arlis? Now watch my legs make 'em move.
- Nurse Arlis: But you're not well enough.
- Ace Bonner: Oh, I'm heaven bound, sweetheart, but not today.
- Junior 'JR' Bonner: That was a nice float you had, Curley.
- Curly Bonner: [proudly] Finished second in the commercial division.
- Junior 'JR' Bonner: Well, second's better than third.
- Curly Bonner: Junior, you're my brother, and I guess I love you. Well, we're family. I don't care what you do. You can sell one lot or a hundred lots. I'm just tryin' to keep us together.
- Junior 'JR' Bonner: I gotta go down my own road.
- Curly Bonner: What road? I mean, I'm workin' on my first million, and you're still workin' on eight seconds.
- Ace Bonner: By hook or by crook, I'm goin' to Australia.
- Elvira Bonner: Well, you always were good at puttin' distance between us.
- Junior 'JR' Bonner: Didn't you always save the first dance for mom, Ace?
- Curly Bonner: That's a good idea, Ace.
- Elvira Bonner: Boys, times have changed. I changed them.