- Danny Phillips: The public is a monster with a very delicate palate. If it doesn't like what you feed it - off comes the arm!
- Danny Phillips: [listening to a love balled] This music might replace Miltown!
- Russ Morgan's Manager: [waking up] I'm his manager, not his mother. All I have to like is 10 per cent.
- Danny Phillips: That's what I like, Harry - a healthy mind and a healthy body.
- Russ Morgan's Manager: With my cut of the last album I had my whole house done in wall-to-wall money.
- Russ Morgan's Manager: [accepting a cup] Thank you, Betty. So we'll call the album, "Russ Morgan plays Music to Bounce to the Bank with".
- Russ Morgan's Manager: Try and finish it, will you, Danny. We were up all night folding twenties!