- Mrs. Katie Sommers: What do you mean "prove" your love?
- Janet Sommers: Well if you don't know, maybe you'd better ask DAD!
- Dan Carlyle: Listen, I want to ask you...
- Police Captain: You'll ask me *nothing*. It's about time you kids were seen and not heard! 30 seconds, alright, hook up those fire hoses!
- Janet Sommers: I mean the day-to-day problems you're talking about. Like, how far a girl has to go with a boy just to be popular.
- Mr. Morton: [refering to handbill about protest rally] In our own printshop! On our own presses! How could this happen?
- Printing Teacher: Well like I said, we're understaffed. Not a bad little job, but the spacing could be a little better here...
- Mr. Morton: You may go!