- Daffy Duck: [as street-sweeper] I told you I'd clean up this one-horse town.
- Porky Pig: Lucky for him it IS a one-horse town.
- Daffy Duck: Hankering for trouble, eh? Well, I would like...
- [aside]
- Daffy Duck: I would like? I would like a trip to Europe.
- [back to Nasty Canasta]
- Daffy Duck: I would like to introduce myself!
- [Daffy enters the saloon, draws both guns; tears off chaps in the process]
- Daffy Duck: Let justice be done! Tear up that mortgage! Unhand that farmer's daughter! Cease that... that... Seems awfully breezy in here. Uh, cease that rustling.
- [notices he is pantless, covers himself up]
- Daffy Duck: Slight pause while I adjust my accoutrements.
- Daffy Duck: Drip-Along Daffy's my name. Anybody care to shoot it out? Man to man?
- [strutting]
- Daffy Duck: Under western skies? West of the Pecos? Tumbleweeds at ten paces? Ten thousand heads of cattle? Cut 'em off at the pass? Prairies? Lariots?
- [pauses, looking around the saloon]
- Daffy Duck: Anyone for tennis?
- Daffy Duck: [as the townsfolk carry hero Porky off] Hey, put down that comedy relief! I'm the hero of this picture! Carry ME on your shoulders! Give me the cheers! Give me... Give me... Give me one dozen roses.
- Daffy Duck: [Leveling his gun in Nasty Canasta's face] Stick 'em up, homber! You're under arrest!
- [Nasty Canasta bites off half of Daffy's gun and eats it]
- Daffy Duck: [aside] Probably didn't have his iron today.
- Daffy Duck: [after being served a toxic drink that sent Daffy in the air, as he is descending to Canasta; sternly] I hate you.
- Daffy Duck: Listen, homber! If you're not outta town by sundown, you better come a-shooting with six-gun a-blazing and a-firing! I plumb reckon!
- [after Drip-Along Daffy and Comedy Relief Porky feel the effects from the strong liquor and starts to act very strange]
- Daffy Duck: [childish] Mawy had a wittle wamb, its fweece was white as snow...
- Porky Pig: [also childish] And evewywhere that Mi-Mi-Mary went, the wamb was sure to go.