- Vivian Heldon: What you need is fresh air.
- Henry Shanway: Yeah. Yeah, open the window, huh?
- Vivian Heldon: No, not here. Fresh air couldn't get in here with a permit.
- Mrs. Smerrling: If there's anything I can do...
- Lieutenant Peter Morales: I want a list of everything you sold and where you sold it.
- Mrs. Smerrling: Of course. Well, that is, if I can remember. My memory, you know, isn't exactly my number one asset.
- Lieutenant Peter Morales: Well, pull your assets together - I want the truth!
- Jim Black, tattooist: Know her? Sure, I knew her. I was never close enough to smell her perfume, but I knew her!
- James Joshua Harkley: [taking offense when questioned] You know, I'm used to respect! People looking up to me!
- Lieutenant Peter Morales: So am I Mr. Harkley, and my family hasn't been in this country for even one hundred years!
- Grass Skirt Cafe Bartender: You're parked in the 'No Parking.'
- Henry Shanway: [drunk and distracted] Hmmm?
- Grass Skirt Cafe Bartender: Parked in the "No Parking!'
- Henry Shanway: That's the story of my life. I'm always where I shouldn't be. I'm also not where I ought to be. Ever since Adam, Man's been crying, 'Where am I?'
- Detective Tim Sharkey: Ha-ha, lieutenant, you're not young enough to start on this case.
- Lieutenant Peter Morales: Maybe, but I'm dumb enough.
- Lieutenant Peter Morales: Is your husband here?
- Mrs. Smerrling: [after a pause] Not exactly.
- Lieutenant Peter Morales: Were you ever married?
- Mrs. Smerrling: [Another pause] Not exactly. I... I, uh - you see, I...
- Lieutenant Peter Morales: [to Dr. McAdoo] Professors work with their heads. Cops work with their feet.
- Detective Kilrain: Run this down, will you Garrity? Says a man came to fix her phone. She got suspicious cause he wasn't wearing any pants.