- Charlie Dog: Plantation? Are you from the South?
- Colonel Shuffle: Ah'm not only from it, sir. Ah'm in it.
- Charlie Dog: Well shut mah fat ol' mouth an' stuff me full o' chitlins! Ah'm from the South, too!
- Charlie Dog: Goodbye, Belvedere. If you're ever up dat way, say hello to my aunt in Boston.
- Colonel Shuffle: Boston? Why you Yankee owl...
- Charlie Dog: South Boston, Alabama.
- Charlie Dog: You keep out'a this! You an' your 'Southern hospitality'!... and besides, my aunt lives in NORTH Boston - Massatuchetts!
- Charlie Dog: You mean I can stay and get all southified like y'all? And listen to the boll weevil pickin' cotton all the livelong day? And can I eat possum till I can't eat no mo?