- Bugs Bunny: Run for your dear little lives. She is a witch, and means to eat you for her supper!
- Gretel: Ach!
- Hansel: Und himmel!
- Gretel, Hansel: [in unison, to the Witch] Ahhh, your mother rides a vacuum cleaner!
- Witch Hazel: [sung to the tune "Rock-a-Bye Baby" as Witch Hazel prepares Bugs' grave] "Rock-a-bye rabbit, in the hot oven, into my mouth for dinner I'll shoven..."
- Bugs Bunny: [as a truant officer] You oughta be ashamed of yourself - roasting children!
- Witch Hazel: [innocently] Call it a weakness.
- Witch Hazel: [to the audience, as she prepares riding her broom] Notice how I ride sidesaddle. It proves I'm a lady of quality.
- [last lines]
- Bugs Bunny: [to the audience, as he prepares leaving with the bunny beauty] Ah sure, I know. But aren't they all witches inside?
- Bugs Bunny: Well, thanks a large for bringing me out of that, Mac, but you're looking for Snow White. This here's the story of Hansel and Gretel.
- Prince Charming: [entirely puzzled] Hansel? Hannnsel? Hansel? Han-sel?
- Bugs Bunny: And pray, what are your names, my poor children?
- Gretel: [smiling] My name is Gretel.
- Hansel: And my name is Hansel.
- Bugs Bunny: [entirely puzzled] Hansel? Hannnsel? Han-sel?
- Bugs Bunny: This looks like a job for the Masked Avenger! But since he's not around, I guess I'll have to take care of it myself.
- Bugs Bunny: What's cooking? I get to lick the pot! I get to lick the pot!
- Witch Hazel: Get your hands out of that pot. Go out until I call you.