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Ramona Gladwyn: Say one thing about our marriage. If there's such a thing as an un-jackpot, I've hit it!

Frederick C. 'Freddie' Melrose: [Having been blackmailed into a divorce settlement, hands confirmation of their non-marriage to Eve] It's just a few simple words on a simple sheet of paper, but take it, my dear, and bless you.
Eve Melrose: Oh, no! No.!
[Eve faints, Freddie lights a cigar and calls his Secretary]
Frederick C. 'Freddie' Melrose: Miss O'Brien?
Secretary: Yes, sir?
Frederick C. 'Freddie' Melrose: Are the two gentlemen still there?
Secretary: Yes, sir.
Frederick C. 'Freddie' Melrose: Please tell them for me that they may drop in any time now and pick up their client.

Attorney Stone: Next, looks like the jackpot: the AT&T stock. You really went to town on that one, didn't you? 30,000 shares.
Eve Melrose: Dat's de one I'm *really* interested in.
Frederick C. 'Freddie' Melrose: It's blackmail, blackmail. That's all it is.
Attorney Stone: Please Mr Melrose - Mrs Melrose is still your wife.

Hector C. Woodruff: We all got higher than kites, then moved the party up to my place and kept it going for two days. Don't you remember?
Katie Woodruff: No. Do you know why not?
Hector C. Woodruff: Why?
Katie Woodruff: That wasn't me with you that night.
Hector C. Woodruff: Oh. No?
Katie Woodruff: I've never been in the Latin Quarter in my life.

Steven S. 'Steve' Gladwyn: If we're married by tomorrow, we have a chance at a top radio program. It's a breakfast show. And we'll be a fine, wholesome, young American couple having a bit of good, clean, nauseating fun over the bacon and eggs every morning. However revolting this may appear to you it means a very pretty penny to Miss, uh, Goody Two-Shoes and to me.

Steven S. 'Steve' Gladwyn: I think I'd rather have it handled by somebody who's already up on the part. Wouldn't you, doll baby?

Steven S. 'Steve' Gladwyn: When the revolution comes, Mr. Graves, the first blow struck will be against radio programs that mention more than 25 sponsors during the first 10 minutes.

Atty. Gen. Frank Bush: It's better than sitting around here with fingers in our ears.

Ramona Gladwyn: Oh, it's like a beautiful dream come true.
Steven S. 'Steve' Gladwyn: It's like sweet bells across the countryside at twilight.

Steven S. 'Steve' Gladwyn: You can't kid me. With all this muck we're peddling, Mrs. Gruesome and I are gonna end up in an electric love seat yet.

Mr. H.D. Graves: Next we've got Pasternak's Factory tested Pussy Willow mattresses.

Steven S. 'Steve' Gladwyn: I ask for very little on this program. Simply that Mrs. Gladwyn drop dead.

Ramona Gladwyn: What a glorious day it is, to be sure.
Steven S. 'Steve' Gladwyn: If there were birds this high, they'd be singing away like a choir of Mario Lanzas!

Hector C. Woodruff: If it wasn't you, I don't remember who it was.
Katie Woodruff: Or that girl with those wonderful, big gums. What was her name?
Hector C. Woodruff: Why do you keep saying that? Her gums weren't any bigger than anybody else's.

Eve Melrose: How would you like me to fly down and join you dere one night? Maybe tonight. And we took a look around the town together, just for the fun of it.
Frederick C. 'Freddie' Melrose: In-Indeed I would, poochy. Uh, we-we might have another shot at the rhumba, eh?

Patricia 'Patsy' Reynolds Fisher: Aren't you a little old for this kind of cruising?

Willie's Sergeant: If this was on the level, you don't have to pay this dame a nickel.

Wilson Boswell 'Willie' Fisher: We gotta get over there fast. I got it. You cross over and swing it a little.
[demonstrates swiveling his hips]
Patricia 'Patsy' Reynolds Fisher: What?
Wilson Boswell 'Willie' Fisher: Just a little so those apes will keep their eyes on you.

Frederick C. 'Freddie' Melrose: Look here, do you think I should have a cold bottle of the bubbly waiting for you?
Eve Melrose: Dat's de idea.

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