- Goofy: Hello, handsome.
- Goofy's reflection: Hello, fat.
- Goofy: Who are you calling fat?
- Goofy's reflection: Who? You.
- Goofy: Why, I'm as fit as a fiddle.
- Goofy's reflection: A bass fiddle.
- Goofy: I was an all around athlete.
- Goofy's reflection: That's right, only now you're just all round.