Yes, We Have No Bonanza

It's not the old west that the Three Stooges are doing their thing in Yes We Have No Bonanza. Instead Moe, Larry, and Curly are in the more modern west of Roy Rogers B films with people using automobiles as much as horses.

The boys are working as waiters, singing waiters even in a saloon where they hope to make a stake and go prospecting. Lending authenticity to this western spoof is traditional movie western villain Dick Curtis who owns the saloon the Stooges work in.

Both in the town scenes and later out on the desert I have to say that Dick Curtis looked like he was as enjoying this as much as the Stooges. In a sense Curtis was like Douglass Dumbrille who was a serious villain in many films, but then did comic villains and did them well with people like Abbott&Costello and the Marx Brothers.

I guess the title sort of gives it away that the boys don't get fame and fortune, just a lot of laughs.

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The Stooges are in love -- but they gotta' work for it. Moe, Larry and Curly turn up as singing waiters(?) in a western saloon, feeling sorry for three pretty sisters who have to pay off a debt to no-account owner Maxey (played by Dick Curtis, naturally). It turns out Maxey is one bad apple, having also robbed a bank and buried $40 grand somewhere underground!

Meanwhile, to get fast money so they can pay off the girls' bills and marry them, the Stooges become gold prospectors and start DIGGING. The insane part finds them digging "exactly" where Maxey had stashed the stolen gold bonds. What are the chances? Unbelievable, but funny stuff with Curly always hamming it up. Writers Elwood Ullman and Searle Kramer pepper this with lots of Stooge schtick.

Yes, Dick Curtis, nasty bad guy in scores of westerns, makes a fairly tough hombre here. Actor and famous paperback writer Lynton Brent plays Pete. Suzanne Kaaren (known for the DEVIL BAT) plays singing sister #1. Jean Carmen, who also appeared in westerns, plays sister #2 and Lola Jensen plays sister #3.

The gang's all here, ready to rumble, thanks to director Del Lord.

Most Columbia dvd releases are boxed via decades, 30s, 40s and 50 episodes. Thanks much to METV for running these golden oldies Saturdays.

This is a somewhat familiar storyline of the good-hearted Three Stooges trying to help out their girls by earning some money to get them out of debt. In this case, their nasty boss is threatening their girls father. The boss also is the boys' boss as all six of them work in this saloon out West. It's not the "Old West" days, though, because there are automobiles but everything else looks like the 1800s. The boys also hope to marry the girls, if they are financially better off, so that's added incentive.

As also is the case many times, the nasty boss is a crook. In this story, the guy and a cohort had robbed a bank and stashed the money in a hole in the ground outside of town. You-know-who just happens to discover the money the next day!

Among the insane sights in this Stooges short is a burro wearing galoshes. The burro is named "Yorick," and when it appears it was accidentally blown up, yes, we hear: "Alas, poor Yorick. We knew him well." (You knew that line was coming!)

Overall, a silly and so-so episode but entertaining in its goofy way.

In May 1939's "Yes, We Have No Bonanza," the Stooges appear as singing waiters at an Old West saloon alongside three gorgeous singing cowgirls whom they harbor marriage hopes. They decide to go prospecting for gold to save the ladies' father from debtors prison. By chance they arrive at the same location the loot the saloon owner's associate had buried after robbing a bank. While setting up camp, Moe lights a fuse of dynamite to blow a hole in the ground just before Curly hits him on the head with a rock. In anger Moe throws the lighted stick of dynamite at Curly, missing him but landing at the feet of their working mule Yorrick. Panicking, the two are preoccupied with fetching water to douse the fuse while their dog snatches the dynamite and places it into a case of food. The explosive blows up, and they think Yorrick is scattered in a million pieces, with slabs of meat landing on their head. Moe, saddened by their mule's demise, quotes from Shakespeare's 'Hamlet,' "Alas, poor Yorrick, I knew him well." In the opening scene of "Yes, We Have No Bonanza," Curly is seen riding an Ingo-Bike, otherwise known as an 'Exercycle." Popularized in the mid-1930s, these unique bikes contain a platform where the rider rocks back and forth propelling the large rear wheel to project the bicycle forward. One group of enthusiasts traveled on these bikes in the late 1930s from Chicago to Miami in 30 days. The Stooges' film received its name from Curly's line said late in the short, paraphrasing the popular 1923 song, 'Yes, We Have No Bananas." It's remarkable the title was used to name the long-running 1960s Western TV series, 'Bonanza,' with Lorne Greene and Michael Landon. The 14-season television program's name is also a term miners use when they strike gold or silver.