- Bob Temple: Use a little imagination, Rochester. What would you order if you wanted to make an impression?
- Rochester: How about fish and chips and a couple of bottles of gin?
- Bob Temple: Rochester, you never ask a titled lady for her phone number. We just had lunch.
- Rochester: Man, that's like readin' one page and throwin' away the book.
- Ted Nash: Bob, you're shaking like a leaf.
- Bob Temple: Shaking like a leaf! What's a leaf got to shake about?
- Hotel Doorman: It's about a mile, sir, straight ahead.
- Bob Temple: Oh, then all I have to do is follow my nose - if I can find it.
- Diana Wilson: Money isn't everything, Rochester. You must have heard that before.
- Rochester: Oh, I've heard it before, but I still ain't convinced.
- Sir John Arlington: Am I making you nervous?
- Bob Temple: Oh, no, no, no. I'm just trying to get the cup off of the saucer, you know.
- Diana Wilson: Oh, but we'd never make a go of it. I'm silly and romantic, and you're so solid and respectable.
- Bob Temple: Oh, but uh, Diana, I don't have to be so respectable.
- Diana Wilson: Bob, you couldn't be anything else but.
- Bob Temple: Why, they told me inside that the fog had lifted.
- Hotel Doorman: Only up to the ankles, sir
- Bob Temple: Oh
- Diana Wilson: I've got half a notion to kiss you
- Bob Temple: [as he puckers his lips] Well, I've got the other half.
- Bob Temple: Rochester, who told you to order all of this:
- Rochester: You did, boss.
- Bob Temple: Since when are you taking orders from me?
- Bob Temple: I'm afraid you don't know much about women, Rochester.
- Rochester: Well, I only know the difference between 'I can go for you' and 'How are you?'
- Bob Temple: Pardon me which way is the railroad station:
- English Bobby in Fog: Straight ahead, sir, about three miles.
- Bob Temple: Three miles? How'd they ever move it in this fog?
- Bob Temple: What would you order if you wanted to make an impression?
- Rochester: Well, how about fish 'n chips and a couple bottes of gin?
- Bob Temple: Rochester, I wanna make an impression on a girl, not a bunch of sailors.
- Ted Nash: If you run out now, you're admitting your guilt. Then when Arlington kills you, there's no jury in the world that'll convict him.
- Bob Temple: Well, if Arlington kills me, I really won't care whether they convict him or not.
- Sir John Arlington: Well are you enjoying yourselves, gentlemen?
- Ted Nash: Yes, indeed, Sir John.
- Bob Temple: Yeah, yes
- Sir John Arlington: Well, that's fine. What I always say is, "Enjoy yourself today because tomorrow you may be dead."