- Policeman O'Halloran: That's a fine broth of a boy you have there. Is he on the bottle yet?
- Curly: I should say not. He don't smoke, drink nor chew.
- Policeman O'Halloran: [to Larry, dressed in Chinese laundryman clothes] An' what part of China would *you* be from?
- Larry: [in Yiddish, with a little English] ... huck mir nisht a chynik, and I don't mean efsher!
- ["Don't bother me, get off my back, and I don't mean maybe!"]
- Moe: [in mock Chinese accent] Him from China, east side!
- Policeman O'Halloran: Well, I think we'll just take a trip over to the *west* side - to the police station!