- Lucia Maria de Andrade: I don't know what came over me! I found myself saying things, and I didn't know why I was saying them.
- Hot Lips Barton: Look, why don't you just run for Congress and leave us alone?
- Scat Sweeney: Swine!
- Hot Lips Barton: Pig!
- Scat Sweeney: That's the same as swine.
- Hot Lips Barton: All right. Ham!
- Hot Lips Barton: [Looking at the bicycle on the high wire he has to ride] You want me want me to ride that thing?
- Scat Sweeney: Why not?
- Hot Lips Barton: Up in the stratosphere?
- Scat Sweeney: Oh, you
- [mumbles]
- Scat Sweeney: ...
- Hot Lips Barton: Who do you think I am - Mr. Jordan?
- Hot Lips Barton: [Hanging off the high wire] Help! Help!
- Hot Lips Barton: [Aside to camera] You know, this picture could end right here.
- Scat Sweeney: [Uncovering a side of meat in a freezer as he looks for Hot Lips] Well, I'm getting warm. That's ham!
- Hot Lips Barton: [to Catherine Vail] Are you waiting for your broom?
- Scat Sweeney: I'll listen for you on "The Inner Sanctum."
- Cardoso: You phoneys! You'll never work in Rio again!
- Hot Lips Barton: Who wants to work? We're musicians!
- Scat Sweeney: This might be a plot to get rid of us! The coffee might be poisoned!
- Hot Lips Barton: Yeah, who knows this co...
- [He drops the cup]
- Hot Lips Barton: [to Catherine Vail] You got any tea?
- Hot Lips Barton: If they hear us, we're dead ducks!
- Hot Lips Barton: [Dropping the painting] Whoops! Quack, quack!
- Scat Sweeney: [Hastily leaving the room] Quack, quack, quack, quack!
- Hot Lips Barton: [Knocking the bad guys unconscious with the pattycake routine] That's what they get for not seeing our pictures!