Movie Pests

A great and hilarious 'one reel wonder', with Peter Smith narrating. A great jest at the different annoyances some movie goers do. Winner of best short subject 1944. Even the credits are hilarious for this short film. Surprisingly even for a short one reel comedy the acting is phenomenal. But this is a must see for anyone sick of movie pests. The funniest part is Peter Smith's solution for movie pests at the end

More often than not, shorts are cool. They pick an interesting topic, and maintain a focus that is usually a creative and unique view.

We tend to have low standards for shorts from the the 40's or older. Speaking for myself, just reliving a viewpoint from the past is fun enough, add the usually creative angle the short has, it should be an enjoyable experience.

HOWEVER, this time, Pete Smith missed the boat. The topic could have been interesting enough, but his examples were lame and poorly acted. I can only imagine an audience in 1944 watching this short. If better done, it could have been a hoot to that audience, but I imagine it was a waste of their 11 minutes, as it was mine.

Don't waste your 11 minutes...

***Academy Award nomination for Best Film Short of 1944. Why didn't this win?

After all these years, still can't get enough of this incredible dark comedy. Much thanks to Pete Smith, long head of publicity at MGM. Pete's goal was to do a series of whacky documentaries on every subject imaginable. He succeeded. The cherry on the top was his perfect pitch, sarcastic narration that hit the bullseye every single time.

Today's IMPOSSIBLE topic: Dealing with your everyday, block-headed, thoughtless audience members who ruin your night at the movies. Pete runs this around the clock, featuring such old favorites as the guy who tramples your feet, attempting to get to his seat, then proceeds to take off his coat and other stuff STANDING UP and never sitting down. And if that's not enough, how about the dumb-bell in front of you who decides to keep their BIG hat on (the bigger the better), effectively blocking your view for the next hour or so. That's all!

Part II: Next comes the "noisy" ones, like your neighbor (seated right next to you) MUNCHING and CRUNCHING his snacks with plenty of gusto. Don't forget the dangerous guy (played by Dave O'Brien), who sticks his leg out in the aisle so you can conveniently TRIP and break your neck. Dave, just hilarious to watch, soon became the star attraction in Pete's short films.

Written by comedian Harry Einstein, famous for the character Parkyakarkus, the Greek owner of a diner, both on radio and films. Harry plays the guy eating peanuts. Silent screen star May McAvoy has a bit as the lady whose vision is blocked.

Skillfully directed by Will Jason, later moving to tv and directing the WHISTLER mystery series.

Dedicated to all us long-suffering film goers. Always on remastered dvd, MGM box sets of selected short films, also featured with film releases. Big thanks to TCM for running these golden oldies whenever possible.

Movie Pests (1944)

*** 1/2 (out of 4)

Oscar nominated short from Pete Smith about annoying people in movie theaters including a large man who needs two seats, knees in the back of seats, women with large hats and folks who keep changing seats throughout the movie. There are plenty of laughs here and the "what should happen to these people" was also great.

Theaters should show this one in front of every movie today.

Turner Classic Movies shows this quite often as well as many other Pete Smith shorts.

It's various people acting poorly as the audience in a movie theater. It's trying to be a comedy. In the end, it fails because it's not actually funny. It doesn't actually make the audience laugh. It's a lot of bad behavior done in a broad quirky way. It was nominated for an Oscar.