- Wolf: Why you!
- Bugs Bunny: Why you!
- Wolf: Hey now...
- Bugs Bunny: Hey now...
- Wolf: Cut that out or...
- Bugs Bunny: Cut that out or...
- Wolf: Say, wise guy...
- Bugs Bunny: Say, wise guy...
- Wolf: Oh, yeah?
- Bugs Bunny: Oh, yeah?
- Wolf, Bugs Bunny: Yeah!
- Bugs Bunny: Fibblededish!
- Wolf: Fibblededoosha!
- Bugs Bunny: Sassafras!
- Wolf: Fizzle-ranch!
- Bugs Bunny: Yes!
- Wolf: Yes!
- Bugs Bunny: No!
- Wolf: No!
- Bugs Bunny: Red!
- Wolf: Red!
- Bugs Bunny: Blue!
- Wolf: Blue!
- Wolf, Bugs Bunny: Flop! Flip! Flop! Flip!
- Bugs Bunny: [singing] Put on your old...
- Wolf, Bugs Bunny: [singing] Grey bonnet / With the blue ribbons on it / While I hitch old Dobbin to the shay...
- Wolf: [singing alone] Through the fields of clover / We'll ride back to Dover...
- [Bugs holds up a sign saying "Silly, ain't he?" when a knock on the door is heard]
- Little Red Riding Hood: Hey, uh... uh... what sharp teeth ya got, Grammaw!
- [the wolf closes the door on Red]
- Wolf: [singing] Put on your old grey bonnet / With the blu-
- [realizes Bugs has disappeared]
- Little Red Riding Hood: [to the wolf dressed as grandma] Hey, Grandma! That's an awfully big nose for you... TO HAVE!
- Little Red Riding Hood: Hey, Grandma! That's an awfully big set of teeth for you... TO HAVE!
- Wolf: Ah, le adorable froufrou... GET OUT!
- [last lines]
- [Bugs places the Wolf over a pile of hot coals with of heavy objects piled on his arms...]
- Little Red Riding Hood: HEY, GRANDMA!
- Bugs Bunny: [fed up] I'll do it... but I'll probably hate myself in the morning!
- [Replaces the Wolf with Red Riding Hood over the pile of hot coals]
- Bugs Bunny: [riding in Red Riding Hood's basket] Eh, whatcha got in the basket, gorgeous?
- Little Red Riding Hood: I've got a little bunny rabbit I'm taking to my grandma's, to have, see?
- [Pulls out one of Bugs's legs]
- Bugs Bunny: Hmm. Well, not a bad pair of stems for a rabbit.
- Little Red Riding Hood: Yeah, and he's got a cute face, too. See?
- [Pulls Bugs out to show him his own face]
- [first lines]
- Little Red Riding Hood: [singing] The five o'clock whistle's on the blink/ The whistle won't blow and waaadaya think?/ My poppa's still in the factory/ 'Cause he don't know what tiiiiiiiiiime it happens to be!