- Jamie: In Tortuga when a woman slaps a man's face, it means she wants him to grab her, overpower her, and smother her with kisses. I understand in Jamaica a gentleman must refuse such overtures.
- Capt. Sir Henry Morgan: [addressing Jamie Waring] Now put your shirt on. You look much too naked for a decent English gentleman.
- Jamie: I always sample a bottle of wine before I buy it. Let's have a sip, see if you're worth taking along.
- Capt. Sir Henry Morgan: You do not *vote* pirates off the seas. You engage them, rake, and scuttle them. My lords and gentlemen, we have ships, brave captains, and fine crews. How do you stand on that, lads? Are you ready to do a little law-abiding killing for king and country?
- Tom 'Tommy' Blue: It's better than none!
- Capt. Sir Henry Morgan: I wish my nature hadn't changed. I'd have made that whole assembly walk the plank.
- Jamie: You can't go wrong drowning politicians, Morgan.
- Margaret Denby: Jamie boy! You know you're not supposed to be out of bed! Haven't you caused me enough trouble already? Get back to your bunk! Oh, Jamie boy.
- Jamie: That's only twice. Once more - I said 'three' times.
- Margaret Denby: Jamie boy...
- Jamie: Your presence is more disturbing to Madam Waring, I assure you!
- Capt. Billy Leech: Now, Jamie. You're talking different than you used to. I recall you trading me a girl for two barrels of rum! Of course, this one's better. All in one price she's got two ears, no fingers missing, worth three barrels of rum!
- Margaret Denby: Why don't you offer him FIVE?
- Jamie: Don't tempt him, Darling, I might take it!
- [as he binds and gags Lady Margaret before abducting her]
- Jamie: You make courtship a little more strenuous than I like it.
- [Don Miguel's interrogation of Jamie Waring is interrupted by the sound of cannon fire]
- Don Miguel: What is that?
- Jamie: The devil looking after his own!
- [newly-appointed governor of Jamaica Sir Henry Morgan, Jamie Waring, and Tommy Blue arrive at the seemingly deserted Government House]
- Jamie: The occasion seems a little lacking in enthusiasm, Henry.
- Capt. Sir Henry Morgan: I imagined we'd meet with some slight disapproval.
- Tom 'Tommy' Blue: At least we don't have to shoot our way in.
- Jamie: You can lower your pistols, Lady Margaret.
- Margaret Denby: Unfortunately, I have no pistols.
- Jamie: Your eyes. I've looked into pistol barrels that are kinder.
- Margaret Denby: Captain Waring! CAPTAIN WARING!
- Tom 'Tommy' Blue: Clear the deck for action, Henry. Here comes the lass broadside!
- [one of Leech's crew sits on the hatch over the hold containing the imprisoned seamen of the Revenge]
- Tom 'Tommy' Blue: You may lock me in a hole, you varmints, but you can't sit on me. Here's to you. Bottoms up!
- [Tommy jabs the pirate with a knife]
- Jamie: I didn't know a woman could do this to a man - make him itch to strangle her one minute and marry her the next.
- Jamie: Will you lend me a hand, Tommy?
- Tom 'Tommy' Blue: Jamie, by land or sea, you can always rely on Tom Blue for wrongdoing of any nature.
- Capt. Sir Henry Morgan: I am Sir Henry Morgan.
- Roger Ingram: From the looks of you it could be nothing else.
- Tom 'Tommy' Blue: [referring to Margaret Denby] If you kick her in the heart, she'll break your leg.
- Jamie: Well, if you're in love with him, you're too big a fool for a man like me.
- Margaret Denby: You black-hearted bully. What do you know about men or women or anything human? All you can do is shoot and kill and prey on women.
- Jamie: What is it, Thomas?
- Tom 'Tommy' Blue: We just found a split in the main brace, captain. Will you have a look at it?
- Jamie: A split in what main brace?
- Tom 'Tommy' Blue: We also located a barnacle on the catshead.
- [sic]
- Jamie: What? Oh, well, uh, I'll be right up.