- Lawyer Goodwill: [to the pigs, who have read their late uncle Solomon's will] You see, if anything happened to you, I would get all this property. However, nothing will happen.
- [Exits their house, then peeks back again]
- Lawyer Goodwill: I hope.
- Lawyer Goodwill: [after drinking the Jekyll and Hyde juice] You wouldn't think I was lawyer Goodwill now, would you? I'm going to get rid of those pigs, and you can't help them, either! You bunch of softies! Yeah, you in the third row, you big softie!
- Lawyer Goodwill: [laughs evilly, after locking Porky's brothers into the stocks inside their basement] And as soon as I get Porky and Petunia up here, I'll do away with all of you like this!
- [makes a threatening gesture towards them]
- Lawyer Goodwill: See? And if that guy in the third row comes up, I'll fix him too! You big cream puff!
- Porky Pig: [Trying to escape the evil Goodwill, he unknowingly winds up in Goodwill's arms] G-Gee, Petunia. I j-j-just saw the most te-te-awful-l-l-looking man, all b-b-big and b-black, with big teeth, and a long, b-b-big black nose, and... Whoa!
- Lawyer Goodwill: [moves towards the pigs] I'll do away with all of you!
- [Suddenly, a chair thrown from the audience knocks Goodwill into the stocks]
- Pigs: [amazed by the incident] Who did that?
- Guy in the third row: [shouting angrily] Me!
- Lawyer Goodwill: [shocked at who attacked him] Who are you?
- Guy in the third row: I'm the guy in the thoid row, you big sourpuss!