- Wahoo Jones: How do you expect to find Sam down in this country? Texas! Phooey! No towns, no ranch houses, no gals, no nuthin'. Hah! We can't see a jack rabbit in two days. Boy, you can't tell me we're still in the United States!
- Capt. Stafford: [aware that the Indians are rolling boulders on the Ranger position] Nobody but an Indian could think that up!
- Jim Hawkins: Sam, you got a very understanding brain... for larceny.
- Sam McGee: I found out early in life that the honest dollar is the hardest one to make.
- Wahoo Jones: Looks like you got me, Sam, but I'll lay my cards on the table. I'll shoot straight.
- Sam McGee: [shooting Wahoo under the table] So will I.
- [speaking over Sam McGee's grave]
- Jim Hawkins: Hope you'll let him in up there. He just got on the wrong trail, that's all.
- [to Sam McGee during the climatic gunfight]
- Jim Hawkins: Sam, either you come out with your hands up, or I'm comin' in there after ya!
- Wahoo Jones: [after being sworn in, Wahoo is strolling around the compound laughing and singing, while making light of being in the Rangers. He approaches a group of men waiting for chow, addresses the cook] Hey boy! Put a little sow butter in them beans, I'm kinda hungry today!
- [Mockingly, to a group of grizzled, grim-faced Rangers]
- Wahoo Jones: What's the matter Ranger? What're ya so happy about?
- [Demonstrates a sneaky fighting move to Hank Wallace, one of the grim Rangers, who is not amused]
- Wahoo Jones: Hey Walrus, you ever see this one? Feint low, catch 'em with the backhand! It never misses!
- [laughs, stretches, looks around]
- Wahoo Jones: Oh, boy... a hammock! I think I'll take me a nap! Call me when dinner's ready, friend!
- Hank Wallace, Texas Ranger: [Irritated] In my time, you had to be a man to join the Rangers.