- Stanley Laurel: Your bath's ready.
- Ollie Hardy: You know I can't take a bath with this foot. And besides, it isn't Saturday.
- [They have arrived at a clearing up in the mountains]
- Ollie Hardy: Isn't this ideal?
- Stanley Laurel: It sure is. One month up here and we wouldn't know each other. We've got a well and water and lots of it and everything.
- Ollie Hardy: Go in and ask the folks if they mind if we park here.
- [Stan goes up to the door, knocks on it, it opens and the building is empty]
- Ollie Hardy: Anyone home?
- Stanley Laurel: Not now but there was a minute ago.
- Ollie Hardy: Who was it?
- Stanley Laurel: It was me. You see I was knocking on the door and...
- Ollie Hardy: Nevermind the details. C'mon let's get some food, I'm famished. "I was knocking on the door." Hmph!
- Mrs. Hall: I'm so hungry I could eat a horse's neck.
- Ollie Hardy: Get up, Stanley, let the lady sit down, and fix us something to eat.
- [Mrs. Hall sits down just as Stan picks up a hatchet and starts for the door]
- Ollie Hardy: Where are you going?
- Stanley Laurel: I'm going to look for a horse.
- Ollie Hardy: [takes the hatchet from him] Sit down!
- The Doctor: That's the worst case of gout I ever saw.
- Ollie Hardy: What causes that, Doctor?
- The Doctor: Too much high living.
- Stanley Laurel: Too much what?
- The Doctor: Too much high living.
- Stanley Laurel: Maybe we'd better move down to the basement.
- The Doctor: Remember, you can't burn the candle at both ends.
- Stanley Laurel: We don't burn candles, we've got an electric light.
- Stanley Laurel: Why don't we get one of those trailers to hook on the back of your car. Much better than sleeping in a tent. The flies wouldn't bother us...
- Ollie Hardy: Can you take one of those things into the mountains?
- Stanley Laurel: Sure, right up in the high multitude. What do you think?
- Ollie Hardy: We can't afford to buy one of those trailers.
- Stanley Laurel: We don't have to buy one, we could rent one. I know a fellow who's got one for rent and we could get it for next to nothing. I'll bet if we pay cash we get it less than that.
- Stanley Laurel: What'll we have for dinner?
- Ollie Hardy: How about a plate of beans and a cup of steaming hot coffee?
- Stanley Laurel: Swell! You sure know how to plan a meal.
- Ollie Hardy: [drinking well water that bootleggers spiked with moonshine] Well, there's nothing wrong with this. It's the iron in it. That's the way *all* mountain water taste. That's why the doctor said drink plenty of it. Try some. It's good for your nerves.
- Stanley Laurel: Isn't that funny.
- Ollie Hardy: What?
- Stanley Laurel: It tickles.
- Mrs. Hall: Could I have drink of water? I'm so thirsty.
- Ollie Hardy: Why certainly.
- Mrs. Hall: Thanks.
- [takes a drink of "water"]
- Mrs. Hall: Say, this is delicious.
- Ollie Hardy: It's the iron in it.