- Georgia Latham: You know this love thing causes so much trouble, you wonder what makes it so popular.
- Taxi Driver: Say, listen, Mister. I'm tired. Will you please pay me off and let me go?
- Godfrey D. Scott: No-no-no-no. I like you. There's something refreshing about you. You're a little gasolini, but, refreshing.
- Godfrey D. Scott: My name is Scott. I believe you know my father
- Murray: Not Rufus Scott's son?
- Godfrey D. Scott: The same. Unless the old gentleman has been fooling me.
- Murray: Oh, I remember. He told me once that you were either a genius in your own special line - or an idiot.
- Godfrey D. Scott: Ha-ha. Well I may be the former and being the former, I may be the latter.
- Godfrey D. Scott: You see, a detective appears after the crime is committed. A deflector appears before the crime is perpetrated and deflects it. And the deflection is in direct ratio with the animus of the exciting body.
- Godfrey D. Scott: Miss Latham, I can be trusted, up to a certain point.
- Georgia Latham: That's what Pappy told Mammy.
- Georgia Latham: I'll call you Godfrey.
- Godfrey D. Scott: Thank you, thank you.
- Georgia Latham: It'll sound like I'm swearing at you.
- Godfrey D. Scott: Yes. Well, if it will help you any, my middle name is Damrosch.
- Georgia Latham: Honey, my advice is to get off the train at the next stop, wherever it is. This is the biggest maybe trip I ever took.
- Ruth: What do you mean maybe trip?
- Georgia Latham: Well, you're the daughter of a very wealthy man - maybe. Murray is a New York lawyer taking you to meet your father - maybe. Allen is in love with you and trying to protect your interests - maybe. Scott is a nut! Positively! I'm beginning to suspect Blake and, eh, I'm not even so sure of myself!
- Ruth: I'll see you in the morning.
- Georgia Latham: Maybe.
- Georgia Latham: Well, are you with him or is he with you?
- Godfrey D. Scott: No, we're all together. Couldn't we play a little something?
- Georgia Latham: Just what would you like to play?
- Godfrey D. Scott: Well, Post Office? Kiss the Pillow? Puss in the Corner?
- Georgia Latham: Out, please.
- Godfrey D. Scott: Well, I'm only trying to be sociable.
- Godfrey D. Scott: Can I speak to you?
- Georgia Latham: [to Ruth] It's the fella to fix the washroom. Tell him about it, will you?
- Georgia Latham: [speaking on the phone] Allen and Company.
- Ruth: [speaking on the phone] Just one moment.
- [to Godfrey]
- Ruth: It's right over there.
- Godfrey D. Scott: What's over there?
- Ruth: The washroom.
- Godfrey D. Scott: Well, thank you, that's very thoughtful of you, but not now. I, uh, there's something far more urgent. I, uh...
- Georgia Latham: Oh, you're not the plumber.
- Godfrey D. Scott: Oh, no, I've never plumbed in my life.
- Taxi Driver: Where to now?
- Godfrey D. Scott: What day is today?
- Taxi Driver: Why, it's Thursday.
- Godfrey D. Scott: My, I thought it was 9 o'clock. How the days do fly.
- Godfrey D. Scott: Would you like to go to the circus?
- Georgia Latham: Why go to the circus when you're here.
- Godfrey D. Scott: Yes.
- Boy Helping Move Car: Hey, there's a dame in here and is she pickled!