- Jamison, the Lawyer: I know a patient in the city that you can cure with your methods - The doctor she has now is an old fogy - a four-flusher!
- The Sick-Little-Well-Girl: Oh! Isn't it thrilling? My heart is going bumpety-bump!
- Dr. 'Jack' Jackson: You've never known excitement - Have you?
- The Sick-Little-Well-Girl: Why can't I be like other girls? Must I always have dark rooms - and shadows - and medicine?
- Dr. Jack's Maid: Doctah Jack! Yo' done fo'got yo' medicine casket.
- Pussyfoot: S-s-h! Cut out the war whoops - Sheriff Scott is parked downstairs.
- Sick-Little-Well-Girl's Maid: That's the ol' Jack o' Spades man - He's ridin' straight into yo'r life.
- Asylum Guard: DANGEROUS LUNATIC - HUMPY' LOGAN - JUS' ESCAPED! WE'VE SEEN HIM HERE ON YOUR PREMISES!