- Guard: That's a lot of applesauce!
- Title Card: In the spring, a young man's fancy turns to thoughts of - lollypops.
- Prime Minister Kruel: Watch, ye skeptics, and see the great Wizard of black art perform. He has nothing up his sleeves nor under his coat. *Neither has he anything under his hat!*
- Title Card: Uneasy lies the head that wears the crown, and the hoi polloi were making it tough for the Prime Minister.
- Farmhand: Who's going to change what to which?
- Wizard of Oz: Sh-h sh-h-h -- I'm just a fake --- I couldn't change a quarter. -- but we've got to do something --- or we're all in Dutch.
- Title Card: With all the cinderelatives there must be a Prince Charming. - Oliver N. Hardy
- Title Card: Snowball -- a promising case of meloncholic. --G. Howe Black
- Prime Minister Kruel: [talking to the Wizard] Change these people into something -- anything -- make monkeys of them.
- Title Card: The Wizard was just a medicine-show hokum hustler, but he fitted in nicely as the Prime Minister's "yes-man." - Charles Murray
- Title Card: [the secret scroll, read on Dorothy's 18th birthday] Know ye all, that Dorothea is the rightful ruler of The Kingdom of Oz and on her 18th Birthday she shall ascend to the throne... .. to Rule until the Great Master calls.
- Little Girl in open & close: Oh, Grammpy -- I don't like that. Read me about Dorothy, the Tin Woodsman and the Scarecrow.