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"Die Hard in Space" this is not. Truly a terrible, terrible movie. I'm embarrassed for Bruce

Where to start... well you can tell right from the start it s low budget affair. the lack of polish is obvious everywhere. Bruce Willis keeps dinking his special moonshine from a flask.i don't blame him. by the end of this i wanted whatever he was drinking... its just bad. it get weirder and weirder by the end. and what is up with movies like this and dumbest ending. without any spoilers. if you wanted to see this for Bruce. just don't bother!

2 minutes in, something felt wrong, I'd pressed play because I like Sci-fi and I like Bruce. At 24 minutes I came here to make sure I wasn't alone in thinking, what the actual F.

I think the BBC must have found the old sets for Red Dwarf and sold them to these guys because everything looks super cheap and the special effects are comical. The plot makes no sense, the characters make no sense, the acting is insanely bad. As a little side side point, why the hell would you have a cleaning product on a spaceship that if not diluted can literally eat through metal?

Sometimes really bad can still be fun, this is not one of those times.

We all need to do stuff sometimes because we have to. I'm thinking one of several things are going on here. 1. Bruce needed money to pay his taxes. 2. He needed a loss to write off. 3. He owed someone. 4. He did someone a favour. 5. He lost a bet. 6. He signed this contract when he was drunk. 7. Someone held a gun to his head. It has to be one of those because there is no way, Bruce "action star" Willis, would look at this script and say.."Hey! this is the best, can't wait to put my name on it!" What an absolute load of cow manure! Bruce should buy up all copies, burn them; put a full page ad in the Times apologizing to his fans, friends, fellow actors, family and unborn grandchildren as well as give us all refunds! Utter garbage!!!!... sorry Bruce, I'm only telling you this because I've loved you since Moonlighting... I'm also probably not saying anything you didn't already know about this movie.

Usually I give very bad movies at least a 2, but for this....thing... I will grant myself the luxury to go for one star only. The cinematography, lighting and editing make this one a chore to sit through. The story makes no sense, the characters are uninteresting and the whole thing seems to have been put together in After Effects by a child.

Willis is sleepwalking, as has become his standard MO.