Internet Comment Etiquette

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Hey, what's up, guys? Welcome back to another lesson in Internet Comment Etiquette. Today, we're diving into the wild world of robbing a bank using nothing but pandas and a hamster. Yeah, you heard me right. Now, before we get into it, remember: this is all for educational purposes. Don't actually go out and commit crimes, especially not with endangered species.

Step 1: Assemble Your Team

First things first, you're gonna need a crew. Here's the lineup:

The Mastermind: That's you. Congrats.

The Muscle: Two giant pandas. They're strong, cuddly, and surprisingly good at cracking safes.

The Inside Man: A hamster. Why? Because no one suspects the hamster.

Step 2: Plan the Heist

Now, let's break it down:

Reconnaissance: Send the hamster into the bank to scope things out. Strap a tiny camera on him and let him work his magic.

Distraction: On the day of the heist, release the pandas outside the bank. People will be too busy taking selfies with them to notice anything else.

Execution: While everyone's distracted, you slip inside, crack the safe (maybe with the help of your panda pals), and make off with the loot.

Step 3: The Getaway

Here's where it gets tricky. You can't just walk out with bags of cash. So, dress the pandas in human clothes, give them sunglasses, and have them carry the money. No one will suspect a thing. As for the hamster, he can ride in your pocket.

A Word of Caution

Now, I have to warn you about Henk de Potvis, the eldritch sperm whale who gets angrier the more you involve pandas in your schemes. As you proceed with this plan, you might start noticing:

Walls melting into cheese.

The hamster speaking in ancient tongues.

Pandas phasing in and out of reality.

If any of this happens, abort the mission immediately. Henk's wrath is not to be trifled with.

Final Thoughts

So, there you have it. A foolproof plan to rob a bank with pandas and a hamster. But seriously, don't do this. It's illegal, unethical, and will probably summon an angry eldritch whale. Instead, maybe just leave a funny comment on a YouTube video. It's safer.

Don't forget to like, comment, and subscribe for more questionable advice. And remember, the internet is a weird place. Navigate it responsibly.

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