Amityville: Mt. Misery Rd.

Leaving reviews is not really my style but sometimes a movie needs to be called out for what it is. This particular "film" was almost as bad as the soundtrack was. Song lyrics from the plane scene (and I kid you not):

"Your my bougie (Buzi) girl... Everybody doesn't know your name.... My bougie girl.... Buzi has a nice bootie..."

And repeat. Enough said.

So, someone bought this for me because I like scary movies. This is easily the worst piece of garbage I've seen. The acting is so bad. It's beyond bad. I swear to God that the bar scene with his girlfriend "shaking her booty" was dumbfounding. Bedroom scene was just as stupid. Dude, just make some sex tapes and be done with it. Your wife obviously likes to strip for the camera- fine, but put her talents to use in porn. I didn't even finish this. Straight into the trash. Crap acting, crap directing, and just overall a waste.

This "movie" is an equivalent of someone editing their vacation footage into an hour long clip and adding some digital visual and sound effects. Its fine if you do it for your own amusement. In any other way this "movie" is a giant failure. It is laughably bad, amateurish rubbish. Trying to sell this to other people as a genuine horror movie is disgraceful and dishonest. The same can be said about all the positive reviews on here. Adding the name Amityville to the title makes it even more despicable.

Basically everything has already been said by other reviewers. A middle aged guy and his young foreign wife decided to make a movie and shot this thing on their cell phone.

The movie is hilarious although everything about it is beyond awful. It is supposed to be a horror movie but it turned out to be a decent comedy.

The movie was shot on a cellphone and edited by the only two people involved with it. You should know what to expect when it comes to the picture quality, sound effects and special effects. It is truly amateur hour in every way.

There's a couple of songs in the movie written by the director himself. It features some gems like The Buzi Song and Shake Your Booty. Worth a listen if you need a laugh.

What makes this movie so brilliantly horrendous is the acting. There's no script or plot to talk about. The guy is obviously very proud of his wife and she is the centerpiece of many scenes. All the actors in the movie are clearly amateurs and it shows. Its fine. I understand that. What makes the scenes with Karolina/Buzi so bad and just absolutely hilarious at the same time, is that she's obviously trying so hard to act and yet she fails so bad at it. Her accent does not help at all. Buzi might have a nice booty but she is clearly not a talented actress.

Watch this only if you realize this is a horrible movie that has a few so-bad-its-actually-funny moments and you can get it for free. Do not watch if you expect a decent horror movie or if you have to pay even a penny.

I actually recommend watching this IF you want to just see a movie and yell "WHY?" at a movie a million times. This movie was ridiculous and so bad but not bad enough to be good bad. I felt like that girl somehow got a rich boyfriend to make a movie with her in it and that is it. She just wanted to dance and act and be half naked. That's the movie. I can not blame her though. I would do the same thing. Pointless movie. I guess you could watch it for a laugh though.

Really bad. Made absolutely no sense. Pretty funny how many people gave this a 10.