Alien Siege

Even the trailer will give you cancer. I'm not kidding. Don't watch it.

...you'll hate yourself for not heeding my advice. Don't do it!

This movie is a child's fantasy. The President of the USA is suddenly alone with you. You impress him with your genius. You save... something. Maybe the movie.

So bad it's awesomely fun to watch. Another of the Asylums famous movie style.

I can not believe what I have just watched, my eyes hurt, my brain hurts the thing was so goddam awful I had to watch it until the end just to see the full horror. I'm guessing somebody had a spare 50p to use up so they decided to make this thing. For the love of god I'll give you your 50p back just to get it off the air. Please writer's the next time you want to make a film get in touch and I'll give you a few unprofessional pointers on how not to traumatise an audience. I will never be able to unwatch this diabolical excuse of a movie it is forever burnt onto the inside of my eyeballs

What on earth would compel someone to actually finance such indescribable crap, is beyond me.