Bearry

I get a kick out of offbeat movies like this. It makes no attempt to explain why Bearry can do what Bearry does, and nor should it. It's unapologetic fun with plenty of laughs - especially all the douchebag dates along the way. Chloe's boss totally cracked me up too. I don't know where they found that guy, but he was gold. Oh, and Vernon Wells is in it!

I have no idea why anyone would approach a movie about a large killer teddy bear as a serious horror film, when it's obvious the makers of Bearry approached this with a sense of humor.

There isn't much here to take seriously. The actors were certainly giving it their all, the movie is competently shot and well recorded, the suspense and gore are minimal. What shines here is the script. This movie is genuinely funny. I think the Sharknado films started this whole new wave of ridiculous plots and The Asylum films have certainly capitalized on this, but Bearry is a smaller production but every bit as entertaining.

Entertainment should be what a film is all about. While Bearry does have it's lulls, overall I enjoyed it, and laughed from beginning to end. The Teddy Bear itself is a hoot. It's worth watching once if you like silly LOL films and I'd even watch a sequel. It was the trailer that made me watch this and if you get a chuckle out of the trailer, you will enjoy this film.

Censorship worse than in the USSR. Delete all you want, this "movie" is still worthless. Face the truth. Enough said, like I said. Bad, horrible acting, ridiculous script.

This isn't a B-Movie, it's probably C grade, but this film knows its not a good film, and doesn't take itself too seriously. Which I really like, and if you know in knowing its going to be terrible. There's things to enjoy about it.

I mean a teddy bear murdering people, it's gloriously terrible. Like with a better budget they could have done a lot more with the concept. But it's still fun.

HEY EVERYBODY ITS ME (4) and today we review ..........the berry springer show ....the movie !!!!!!!

So a movie about a killer bear ? ....but a killer teddy bear that is ? ...sure why not , in the era of killer donuts, killer sofas ...why not killer teddy bears i mean we already have a drunk mouthy one thats afraid of thunder storms ...so why not one that kills you too .......

personally THESE types of movies are what REALLY makes watching movies fun, the crazy ideas people come up with to try and make something interesting and different , not your run of the mill everyday film , but one that is out side of the remake,reboot,prequel,sequesl,REquel/marvel or DC film box that everyone is doing these days ....indie films have become the ONLY place to go for ANYTHING with original ideas anymore........ not to say a autonomous teddy is new ..... but at least this has some fun moments and its own take on the idea ...a KILLER teddy .........and the animated teddy thing has yet to be over done .... killer dolls yea a bit played out BUT KILLER TEDDY ....oh no we still a good 30 more films to go before then lol.........

so obviously this is a low budget film, and its got a few b-film familiar faces .......the acting is decent enough, though at points can be a bit over the top, and the FX are decent enough as well .... the story is nothing too over the top .....it semi delves into a more "deep story" at the end with the crazy lady showing up talking about controlled killer teddies BUT they dont do much wit hit ... just mention AND gone ..... NOW i almost expected it to lead to a terminator teddy at the end BUT NOPE so i admit ....missed opportunity there you guys ....you should have grabbed that robotic bull by the horns and ran with it because that could have / would have been pretty cool to see at the end..... of course paying homage to the terminator , his face half blown off and robo teddy showing, red eye lazer targets the girl, he raises his NOW burned off machine gun had up and lets lose a hail of bullets into the building, or a car , etc ... yea think about it . And honestly being low budget, the FX woulndt have even been hard to pull off for that AT ALL i literally make that kind of thing for fun....... so .... dang ........

BUT that aside .......over all it was a fun little film... taking on the hardships of dating after a relationship goes to crap and having overBEARING (see what i did there) people in your life pushing you to jump right back in .........oh and also those people getting you a giant killer teddy to cuddle ..and ...possibly have a odd ....sexual ....kind of thing with ...hey hashtag 2022 i aint judging ... just sayin ........ POINT being .......[this is obviously a film not going to take its self to seriously , its about a giant stuffed animal out to kill people ...so if you are into straight up horror flicks ...skip...if you like a little comedy in your horror coffee then check it out .......

7/10.