Full Service Exchange

Stills and Mills deliver 3 boring hours of All Girl Massage content in this mediocre DVD compilation from their websites. It's designed strictly for fans addicted to their glossy brand of girl/girl fare.

Producer Bree and Lucy J are credited for the stories presented here, and they are quite lame. One of the dumbest has Georgia Jones accidentally sexting nude shots of herself to her masseuse instead of her husband, so when she shows up for a rubdown (originally planned as a couple's appointment) she's in for seduction by Bianca Breeze. GJ has trouble staying in character as the supposedly first-time recipient of Sapphic sex. This scene is titled uncreatively as "The Wrong Number".

The restrictions of the Oiler genre are merely abandoned in the stupid title segment starring Mia Malkova as the masseuse and Alex Grey as a pole dancer. Alex gives Mia a lesson, instructing her in lap dancing because the production doesn't even have a pole on set. The equal time massage doesn't even occur in the rush to sex.

"Table Shower Massage" is a silly imitation of Bree's Nuru massage vignettes, only this time it merely consists of client Nickey Huntsman lying nude on a table while masseuse Zoe Parker drips water on her body as part of the rubdown.

Veronica Vain is styled rather plainly as Abby Cross's busty masseuse in "Lady Facial", an idiotic scene wherein Abby is asked to keep her eyes closed as VV uses her hairy vagina to rub Cross's face.

"Supermodel Massage" has the tiresome gimmick of boastful model Chloe Amour endlessly yapping about her recent world travels and other accomplishments, while bosomy masseuse Alix Lynx patiently massages her leading to the inevitable humping. Only amusing moment comes when Chloe talks of a shoot in Europe for an ad campaign for Marc Dorcel Sunglasses, a bit of name-dropping porn fans will appreciate.