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As a public service I'll review this movie. Well, it can't really be called a movie, as it lacks the editing needed to make it a full teleplay. Unfortunately, I lack the writing skills to properly convey exactly how great of a disaster this was. If you're unfortunate enough to view it, you will understand (yet feel duped for having watched it). If you take heed and do not watch it, you will have missed nothing.

Two Tails is a movie that is actually showing in theaters for some reason. The piece lacks a central character, and some of the causes/effects in its plot are shockingly flawed or contradictory. Throughout, the piece relies heavily on an unending stream of physical comedy (i.e. stumbling, bumbling & fumbling) to lengthen the scenes, and that becomes truly tiresome after thirty seconds and will not elicit laughter or bemusement from any viewer for the duration. The dynamic between the characters is both mystifying and illogically explained. The ending is simply when there is nothing else left to put on the screen.

I've seen hundreds of films and yet, while there were many I've disliked and others I did not complete, this sorry excuse for a film stands out as the greatest epic failure to ever be distributed.

One thing that can be taken from watching this is the new meaning it gives to foreign hacking. There exists no world in which this should have a rating that reaches thirty percent of a perfect score. Someone, somewhere, has made a successful bid to pull one over on one of the most respected catalogues of film available on the Internet and stands testament to what can be achieved via hundreds of "fake accounts" belonging to "registered users."

May be you could have ended the story in just 10 minutes, but it wouldn't help you to make a movie of 1 hour+ duration. So you turn that one story into a huge boring one and make it longer.

And the story is too much simple and something like copy paste. There are a lot of movies with this type of plot and they are far better than this one.

5/10 is for the effort. You couldn't make a good movie but at least, you tried to make something, though that's a trash!

First time in my life I have ever walked out of a movie. Even my son asked "do we really have to watch this!?" Utterly terrible

Graphics is nice, but that is all. The plot is so mixed up and weird, that even my 6yo daughter didn't want to watch the whole movie, we left after 30 min. Too much going on, i really don't recommend this movie.

The cover art had me thinking this was a movie about a beaver and cat detective or something. Instead, it is a childish, irritating story about colorful aliens, filled with royalty-free classical music and one recurring vintage pop song that does not belong here. It's completely out of place and not suitable for little ones. The beaver and the cat are major characters in the story, but only the beaver was enjoyable to watch. I probably would have preferred watching this beaver go about his day, instead of the movie he was in. The story is pretty dumb, most of the characters are annoying, somehow a young boy invites himself into the movie and no one sends him away. Don't deliberately put your kids through this. It's free on Tubi, so at least you're not out any money a few minutes later when they want to watch something else. I found it interesting though, the small homage they paid to the movie Independence Day. You'll know it when you see it.