A Cabana Maldita

When a movie is really good it just doesn't need fake reviews. This movie has alot of fake reviews, from people that only reviewed one movie and nothing else ever, and it's necessary because that's the only positive you're gonna read about this movie. The good thing about fake reviews is that they score it a ten star because somebody asked them to but they are too lazy to write more than two lines about the movie. 30 Miles From Nowhere is exactly where this movie should have stayed, far away from civilisation, so nobody else has to endure this waste of time. Very poor script, no suspense at all, about everything seems to be done by amateurs.

At first I thought I was watching The Big Chill, but it eventually rolled into something else. Something I was not expecting, so I guess I'll give it credit for sneaking up on me. There were a few comedic moments to break the tension, but I wouldn't label this a comedy at all. It's a drama with a dash of horror, and a sprinkling of Sci-Fi. The acting was as good as the script would allow, and considering the direction it was going, it was more than adequate.

This is the kind of film that isn't for everyone. I didn't regret watching it.

Annoying characters who one couldn't care less about. Poor acting. Cliche story. The Wisconsin wilderness is not scary xD It could be if executed properly on film, but this is just a bunch of privileged, helpless idiots running around at a lake place.

Bad addition to the "cabin in the woods" theme.

There were quite a few plot holes in the story. Which you try to overlook, to not spoil the movie for yourself . It was fairly well acted. Except for the caricature-ish acting from the actress playing Elaine. Other than her performance, it was pretty well covered otherwise. The cinematography was good, and the overall story was somewhat plausible.. Then you get to the very end, and it's SO unrealistic and silly, it spoils the previous 80 minutes. You would have to completely suspend common sense and practical knowledge of the law, to believe that a scenario like this would ever play out this way. After someone essentially saves a group of people from a lunatic. It doesn't matter what state you live in, if you sign a waiver, etc., it simply would never happen like that. So watch at your own call, but be warned that the ending is absurd.

I didn't know whether to love this picture or to hate it. I think hate was quite harsh so I chose dislike instead. I guess that there should of been an adjective added there, like "completely" dislike, or "intensely" dislike...so that it would of been much more accurate. The acting didn't impress me. The script didn't impress me. The story didn't impress me. As a matter-of-fact, nothing about this stinker impressed me. I suppose that the sets were OK. LMAO x 25 If you want to, give it a shot. I know that I for damned sure won't be watching it again...and usually even the lesser pictures warrant a second look...just to be sure. But not this time. As always, THANK YOU and ENJOY A MOVIE TODAY!!