Cumali Ceber

Another abomination to Turkish Cinema industry.This "movie" is just a rip-off of "Recep İvedik" series.But the real thing is with all those "swearing" and inappropriate displays of "Cumali" it really shows how our understanding of comedy fell this low.

I miss the days of Hababam Sınıfı...

Well, there isn't much to say. This review is merely based on my precious 3 minutes I have already wasted for the trailer. Yes, I admit I didn't watch this...... 'thing' (yes, it's really hard to call it a 'movie'). But when the leading actor, Halil Söyletmez, posted a tweet today on the occasion of the "thing"s official premiere, calling people to share their excuses not to watch it (https://twitter.com/HalilSoyletmez/status/894110691006836736), I've decided to list five definitely valid reasons that came to my mind immediately after seeing the tweet. First, I'm quite sure that have a 3-digit IQ. Second, I have a university degree. Third, I have self-esteem. Fourth, as I mentioned above, my time is really valuable, and these guys already owe me a 3 minutes for that horrible trailer. Fifth and above all: It is quite obvious that farting, defecating, burping, swearing and so on may not be regarded as humour in themselves. Humour requires a certain amount of wit. Anyway, I don't want to waste an additional minute for writing about this sleazy, sloppy and ugly piece of nonsense. In a nutshell: Respect yourselves. Don't watch this thing, and don't let the others watch this thing.

Cumali Ceber is one of the most despicable movies I've seen in a long time. This movie is being marketed as a comedy but it's really a psychological thriller...for the viewers! I mean it's 2017 and if you still think fart and poop jokes are funny, you should probably throw away every single movie-related thing you own because that's not how it works in our current time.

I went to see this movie expecting it to be awful. And it was! I expected something like 'The Room', a ''too bad that it's good'', movie. But it was just bad. Turkish cinema is at a breaking point right now. Every single pathetic celebrity thinking they are movie geniuses can make a movie in this country, which is a really bad thing for our culture. Halil Soyletmez was a very popular internet personality with a sense of humor of a 10-year-old. Next thing you know, he's making a movie. And he has no clue what he's doing during the whole movie.

This movie is not made for people over 12 years old or with an IQ of over 50. Some bad Turkish movies considered to be the worst (e.g. The Man Who Saved the World a.k.a. Turkish Star Wars) seem like masterpieces next to this movie. It had probably over a 100 poop jokes and really cheap swear words. You can only enjoy this movie if you're deaf and/or blind. There is not one single element to this movie that is slightly remarkable. Halil Soyletmez should burn every copy he can find of this movie if he wants to be remembered as just an internet personality. And that would probably be the best thing to do.

If you consider your movie a ''COMEDY'', at least some of your jokes should work. Not one single joke works in this movie... not one! Lot of the jokes just seemed forced and unnecessary. I don't even want to talk about random celebrity cameos.

Mr. Soyletmez please grant us by not making another movie ever again. Take your 13-year-old fans with you and travel far away to a place where cinema doesn't exist.

P.S. If you see a friend of yours laughing at this movie, ending your friendship would be a great choice!

"Comedy is not done with "vulgar" profanity" If you do not have a brain or an IQ score below 10, this movie is for you.

When I saw him for the first time I could not believe in my eyes. His eyebrows, his mole, his hair... He was purely beautiful(!)

There are only slaps, farts, profanity and rudeness in the film. Do not torture yourself by watching this movie. Do not watch this movie. GOD DAMN YOU! :(

Dear watchers, As a Turkish, I am embarrassed because of this movie. After tuberculosis, cancer and war, this film worst thing in the world.