Celebrity Crush

I honestly dont know how much weight my review will hold considering I only got up to the point where she was reading the script from the movie he was in. Her reading was obnoxious. I'm mad I wasted 30 mins of my life watching this movie. The acting was atrocious.

..and Oliver Robins knows what it's like to have been a child star who's career hasn't done much since the 80's.I think he did a good job here. The scenes were shot well enough, and background soundtrack was spot on, The plot was a little thin, but the acting was good.

Yeah you could see were this was going just by reading the description on IMDB, but overall it was an entertaining piece.

Waiting for Chain-Face Clown to actually become a movie.

I knew this was going to be terrible but oh my. This film is the worst thing I have ever seen. The two best actors were in the movie for about 30 seconds, they were the bartender and one of the guys sitting at the bar. I did get a kick out of the scene where there's three guys on a video meet and ones just terrorising Jonathan's film ideas. Because the criticisms are true to this film. At one point there was shot of a city like you see on keeping up with the Kardashian's or some other show similar. This film is embarrassing and Jonathan had the chance to kill her but of course he didn't. I hate it. I sometimes take enjoyment out of watching bad films. From this film I took out anger.

I can only say that I am in awe that this movie even exists. The fact that people put time and money into this seems entirely ridiculous since I know teenagers who can make a better film than whatever garbage this is. I didn't even go into this movie expecting a masterpiece, but it exceeded my expectations for how horrible and insulting it was going to be.

Even the fact that this movie has the audacity to be similar enough to the film adaptation of Stephen King's Misery that they are brought up in the same sentence boils my blood. This is Misery if you removed everything single good thing about it. Both of the leads are absolutely awful and if they have any talent at all, it is not captured on this film.

I cannot believe how lazy and horrible this movie is. Even from the most basic stuff like the dialogue matching up with their mouths and the background music not being louder than characters speaking is ignored. I find it hard to believe that someone edited this movie thinking that this pathetic excuse for a film was ready to be released.

The only thing I can say I did like about the movie was when I finally got a break from seeing the two leads pretend to know how human beings interact with each other, seriously the most stiff acting I think I've ever seen in my life and that's saying something. But I digress, the scenes where they showed the fake Chain-Face Clown movie made me wish I was watching that movie instead of this cheap knockoff of Misery. For that reason only, and the fact that I really like clowns, this movie gets one extra star when it would otherwise only have one.

All I can say is... Do better.

Expect more from yourself, your talent, your audience.

And if you're a lover of horror films like I am, don't waste your time with this movie.

Me and my mate Wilford Brimley watched this, at the end of the film he complained the film actually gave him "diabeetus".. i ended up getting a rest directly after the film and found out, it gave me aids.

Do not recommend.