The Kingdom of Var

Acting was horrific! These people need to leave the field now! I've never seen anything this bad. Even school kids can do better than this.

This is not a real movie, this is "me and friends messing around with camera on weekend" type of deal. From acting, script, camera work to characters everything is just dreadful or non existent. Respect your time, do not watch this "project".

Borderline horror version of "The Room" with awful acting, props, effects, plot, camera work, editing, and just about everything else BUT you can't look away as the incredibly strange acting of the lead is jaw droppingly odd, leaving you to wonder if she's mentally ill or that was just a gonzo choice. The circular story is sort of okay, if just so amateurishly done that it all falls flat. You're bound to get a lot of laughs though, so it's a perfect party movie.

Someone said "let's take the worst script, the worst actors, the worst quality and make a comedy that's supposed to be a horror story.

I don't know where to begin with this. The Camera work is bad, some shots are out of focus, angles are off, some bad choice edits, as well I felt none of these actors had experience. The only good character who you could tell had acting experience was Elmer. The writing is odd ball for sure, and to be honest I don't think would fly well with most people. The jokes could be offensive to some and I guess it's a niche kind of style. This really felt like someone was like hey lets grab a cam recorder and make a film with friends. The audio is definitely not remixed you can tell the levels change and are not consistent. The story is also problematic a lot of the jokes and dialogue are just off to me? The story needs a major overhaul to be decent.