Land Shark

Some friends and I decided this was the movie we needed to watch while waiting for other friends to show up. The movie had a simple plot line that was easy to pick up no matter when people jumped in, along with enough humor that it was enjoyable for everyone to keep watching. I will definitely never watch it again unless I absolutely have to but for my expectations it was better than I expected.

If you have a spare Friday night, a weekend to relax with a high budget film then skip this Papier-mâché abomination!

Do your taxes, scrape your dead skin off your feet, hell talk to that friend of yours from 8th grade that you ditched because they spoke to your crush, anything is better than this!

Don't even skim through the movie, you will just destroy your movie algorithm for the rest of your life and nothing but similar trash with appear.

Run, run away from this movie, run better than the landsharks please. I mean it wouldn't be hard, they honestly just plain suck.

Please, I am saving you. God Bless.

I didn't realise it was possible to make a movie this bad. Seriously. If I have a couple of school kids a video camera and a $10 budget, I expect more. Forget the 10 star reviews which were left with people trying to be witty, this is the pits. Pretty sure no actors were involved in it, just family and friends and passers by. It's not even so bad it's good, it's just so bad that it's bad. I couldn't find one redeeming feature in the whole film. How did anyone offer to distribute this shark turd. At least it was cheap to make and probably only took two or three hours to shoot.

As for shooting, pass my gun, I want to track down everyone involved in this and terminate their film careers with prejudice.

HATED THIS MOVIE. TERRIBLE. Wad cringing the entire time, had to stomp out of the room because it was ATROCIOUSLY unwatchable, left my mom and brother to finish watching it by themselves because if I had continued watching I don't know if I'd stay awake, nor sane. Save yourself and the argument of who hated it more, don't watch.

An instant classic. Can't believe it didn't win best picture. Great for the blind! Great movie to take a nap to. My dog enjoyed it the most. I hope no shark trainer was harmed in the making of this film.