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WORST. MOVIE. I could tell by opening credits this would be unbearable. I only watched 12 minutes and regretted every second.

I have never written a review....ever...anywhere for anything. This movie made me do it. Here's a short list of things I'd rather do than to have watched this movie. 1. Unblocked punch in the face by Mike Tyson. 2. Cross country trip with Ray Charles, he drives. 3. Barbecue with Jeffery Dahmer. 4. Attend college courses with Cardi B as my professor. 5. Use lit fire crackers as ear plugs.

I said short list, but I could go on. If they haven't done it already, I hope everyone involved in this movie has slapped themselves in the face....hard.

DO NOT WASTE YOUR TIME.

Peace and love.

The acting in this slow, pointless film was very good, but I feel like I wasted 72 minutes I'll never get back. The film was disjointed. I expected things to pull together in the end like Pulp Fiction, but I was left wondering, "What the heck?" Why the dinner with her mother? Why the scene with the grandfather? Why the scene with his friend? Why did anyone write this movie? Why did I think this was going to hold my interest? Bypass this film and read a good book.

I wish we had looked at the ratings prior to watching. This doesn't even qualify as a film.

So I too was tricked into thinking this would be good based on Alec Baldwin, the way the synopsis was written and Netflix advertising (#blah blah blah of Netflix today). And just like other people on here - about 20 minutes in I came to IMDB to see what have I gotten myself into and there it was - a score of 3. An accurate score of 3 and I don't even remembered how it ended.