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This movie is not just terrible it is terribly terrible. Tara Reid is in it for like one minute which is too bad because even though she is terrible she is still the best actor in this. The movie is pointless, very cheap looking, with cheap sound. Not even the boobs can make this movie worth watching, there are a billion better movies if you just want to see boobs where there is also a plot that is not incredibly boring and there are jokes that are actually funny. The entire plot could be about two minutes long, no kidding. Just terribly done from start to finish. Seriously how bad does a movie and the boobs have to get before guys watching it get bored of looking at the boobs and turn it off? That actually happened here. Guys got bored of these boobs. This movie is so terrible.

"Party Bus to Hell" is the typical movie that reflects how sad the IMDb is after the recent modifications. The film is an unfunny garbage, with the cameo of Tara Reid that looks like an unhealthy dummy (or mummy?). There are also fake reviews and ratings to promote this flick and lure the unwary reader. The gore, nudity and breasts are so stupid that never entertain and the poor CGI is awful. The overrated IMDb User Rating (5.5) is a bad joke. In the end, what could a viewer expect from a film entitled "Party Bus to Hell" with Tara Reid as the lead actress? My vote is two.

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The film has a decent opening scene with the desert location n a couple running away from something. We get to c a very plastic looking Tara Reid. She beheads the other person in a fit of hysteria n the dead man's head starts talking to her. This was sufficient to convey wher the movie was heading. Still i had hopes after reading in the trivia section that this film got some achievement award in Calcutta (city in my country India). I dont kno how far that is true. Cut the scene n we get to c a girl who gets invited to board a bus which is heading towards Nevada for some burning man festival. This is a very lousy film filled with unnecessary topless scenes, boring n lengthy lesbian orgies, bad cgi, repeated scenes of lesbian orgies with blood while the men jus stands aside. Lots on boobs on display, one lousy sex scene n one very lousy creature. There was absolutely no tension or suspense. The dialogues were horrendous. Apart from Tara Reid who is also the producer, the only actor i cud recognise is Sadie Katz from Wrong turn 6. She too doesn't hesitate to go topless. Her voice n face r seductive though. In one scene the tatoos/reptiles from Sadie katz's body comes out alive. This scene was supposed to be creepy but the headache n sleep inducing flickering lights ruined the entire scene. This is the second time i encountered a bad movie experience regarding almost similar title n synopsis. The first one was Hard ride to hell. Well apart from the titles being a lil similar, even the synopsis n the settings were very similar. Cult satanic group n desert location. Both the movies r awful.

The performances are okay for the most part. Tara Reid (American Pie 1999, Sharknado film series) gets top billing, but then so did Bryan Cranston in 2014's Godzilla. She is not that great, though her moment stands out. It is a little harder picking out the Aaron Taylor-Johnson of the piece though. The survivors are played fine, but they are kind of bland beyond their quirks. Alan (Richard Hochman: Everyone Wants Theirs series, Tide Waters 2014) is the jerk who takes charge. Reese (ViDonna Michaels: The Beautiful Life series, Clean Break 2007) is the put-upon girlfriend of the cowardly Warren (Ben Stobber: The Immortal Wars series, Ten Violent Women Two 2017), Ivy (Shelby McCullough: Classacts 2018) is the lesbian, etc.

Overly long nudity its so passe and been done to death - i presume the directors are a bit desperate for a woman and have never seen a woman's breasts before so puerile in its derivativeness, crap special effects and terrible gore effects that look like a 10 year old did on his mums kitchen table - heck maybe they did!

The two directors and producers of this garbage have zero talent and just copy stuff that has been done to death a million times so its not funny, its not interesting and its pure drivel - They should go back to their day jobs shovelling crap instead of transporting this cinematic excrement onto cheap digital footage!

I made a movie on youtube thats more interesting than this drivel and it only took me 5 minutes and a bucket of crap!

My brother has never asked me to turn off a movie in the entirety of his life but after 15 mins he told me to put that off!!