Mummy Dearest

Apart from the ridiculous narrative, the bad audio and bad acting, this was great.

8 out of 975 million.

This might be the worst 'film' I've ever seen, and given I've worked my way through a large part of Amazon Prime's catalogue that's saying something.

Yes I've seen worse in terms of production values, this is all shot using relatively good equipment (although the sound is terrible in places) but it's the content that is REALLY the drizzling s**ts.

A daughter who treats her mother like garbage both before AND after she breaks her back in the opening scene.

Long drawn out massage scenes cut with nonsensical flashbacks/hallucinations about a mummy (just so they can put it on the cover.)

Lou Ferrigno getting top billing in the opening credits only to be in the film for around a minute at most.

It's just all terrible. I struggled through to see if it got any better, it didn't.

Do yourself a favour and avoid this. I wonder if anyone at Amazon actually watches this garbage before they decide to put it on their platform.

Michael Pare', Tara Reid, and Lou Ferrigno's screen times combined is barely 5 minutes. They must have worked on this movie during their toilet-breaks on other movies.

And what's with the actress who plays Scarlett? She's always gasping for air, as if she's just run a marathon.

No scares, no mummy, no real plot. Forget about it. Makes Tom Cruise's version of 'The Mummy' look like a good movie.

This movie is flat out terrible. It is actually a good comedy it is that bad. Don't waste your time. There is nothing good about this movie. The funniest part is when the guy is "playing" the panio when the music does not even line up with the keys he is hitting.

Everybody to editor: "Don't forget to take away the shadow of the drone in the 4th shot." Editor to everybody: "I'm trying to save this movie!"

I think everybody did their best. In their own way. But their best was not good enough.

They'll probably do better in their next project. It can only go uphill from here.

Fans be warned. Tara Reid has about one minute screen time. Lou Ferrigno little more than 90 seconds.