The most common version of the "honeycomb and jackass" joke that Tyrion never manages to finish is the following: A dwarf travels around with a honeycomb and a jackass. When asked why, he answers: "These are my only possessions after my wife left me. We had found a genie that granted us three wishes. My first wish was to give her a house like a queen, so the genie gave us this honeycomb. My second wish was to let her have the best ass of the whole country, so the genie gave us this jackass. And my last wish was for my penis to reach my knees, so the genie turned me into a dwarf!"
