- Jonathan: The universe doesn't move toward chaos, it moves toward order. Things have a way or working themselves out.
- [first lines]
- Jonathan: [sits down in front of camera and turns it on] Hi. Work was good. I left on time. I think the new woman, Alison, might like me. I don't know, she keeps trying to talk to me. They started me on plans for a new house in Greenwich; ten thousand square feet, can you imagine? No one needs that much living space.
- Jonathan: Let's see, what else? Oh, I ran into Sarah in the lobby, and I helped her with er groceries. So in case you see her, that's why she loves you so much. I made the rest of the chicken. I hope you weren't sick of it. It was going to go bad soon, and we can't keep throwing out food, and stay on budget. So, I'm not really sure what's going on, but I've been feelling a little tired lately. Have you?
- [goes to bed]
- Jonathan: [the next morning, sits down in front of the TV]
- John: [on screen] Yo, what's up J? Thanks for the heads-up about Sarah. So the new girl. What's she like, is she pretty? Work is okay. Uh, I had to type up this long deposition, and then I got a slice of pizza with Tom. He wanted to vent about his... ex-girlfriend. Apparently she cheated on his, but he cheated on her all the time, so...