Paranormal Sex Tape

This film is a masterpiece of paradigmshifting proportions. Now that I have been bestoved with such awe and profundity I can never go back to being just an individual in a human body. The experience was so immense and epic that I trancended this dimension and left for the divine afterlife of eternal infinity. Any physical experience, any experience at all after viewing this gift from god, even a second viewing would be of such dissapointment that I would not want to live. Wow.

This movie was amazing. The only torturous thing about this movie is that it would be torture to watch it a second time. Because the first time i ascended and met god himslf, this movie made me whole with the universe. It was truly amazing, watching it on 2x speed was amazing I felt like I was having a fever dream. I was locked in, eyes glued to the screen, my soul merging with the movie. I felt truly whole watching this movie. I will never be the same again, the world is a better place BECAUSE of this movie. It is AMAZING.

This truly pitiful experience in amateur film-making has the on-screen title of SEX TAPE HORROR, although the cover repackages it as PARANORMAL SEX TAPE, no doubt to cash in on the continuing popularity of the PARANORMAL ACTIVITY franchise. It's a British production that clocks in a little over an hour, and consists of a woman finding herself haunted by a sex demon.

For any cult or exploitation film fan, that premise sounds electrifying, but in reality this is a home movie and seems to have been shot in a couple of spare afternoons. There's no script and very little dialogue and 95% of the running time consists of the camera following the main actress as she wanders aimlessly around the streets looking for a plot line.

Yes, there are a couple of sex scenes here with ample nudity, but are they reason to tune in? Not for this viewer. The supernatural stuff is limited to beast noises on the soundtrack and some joke toy shop novelty claws. Occasionally the narrative breaks down completely and there are just five minute sequences of psychedelic imagery playing out. I also noticed a lot of scenes are repeated in a rare case of a film borrowing footage from itself. PARANORMAL SEX TAPE truly is a horrible sit-through and not worth anybody's time.

This is amateur garbage. Horrible video and audio production. A story that could and should have been told in 2 minutes (or better yet not at all). Not even worth watching to make fun of or laugh at. Absolute garbage. Decent poster but garbage.

Best film I've ever seen, so much better than titanic!