Lake on Fire

Think about some bad movie you saw. This is worst.

This was even worse than Battlefield Earth, if you can imagine that.

I gave up. I usually follow every garbage movie to its conclusion, cause hey, maybe these halfwits die at some point and that's at least somewhat redemptive. I gave up on this one when the dirty song thing in the van went on for like 3 or 4 minutes. These characters can't die bad enough. I do not know how it ends. I do not know if there is a Loop or Conclusion. I couldn't care less. Whoever made this hopefully regrets every instant of it and weeps themself to sleep at night.

If you can stand to watch this movie for any length of time, it might make a good drinking game with the drinking word being "aliens". Hopefully, you will pass out before too long.

The characters are an indictment of millennial culture and a testament to the decline of western civilization. It drags on seemingly endlessly, forcing you to suffer their mindless yammering without any evidence of plot development. If they had any self respect, everyone involved in the making of this movie would commit harakiri.

I never rate 1/10 a movie but there is this exception. I've waited one hour until something happens, telling myself "hold on, hold on, the final has gotta be huge if the film has 6.5/10", because so far i was just wondering what i was really watching. There is no horror in this film, no suspense, no nothing, just a waste of time. I don't think one can even call this a movie.

Now i'm a bit curious about what's going through the mind of people who voted 10/10. How would they note "the Schindler's list" then ?