Lake on Fire

I gave up. I usually follow every garbage movie to its conclusion, cause hey, maybe these halfwits die at some point and that's at least somewhat redemptive. I gave up on this one when the dirty song thing in the van went on for like 3 or 4 minutes. These characters can't die bad enough. I do not know how it ends. I do not know if there is a Loop or Conclusion. I couldn't care less. Whoever made this hopefully regrets every instant of it and weeps themself to sleep at night.

Think about some bad movie you saw. This is worst.

This was even worse than Battlefield Earth, if you can imagine that.

First the positives: some good cinematography, hard to go wrong with the beautiful location and landscapes, lots of rich colour. And lots of Jennifer Mills. Riffing on "Ancient Aliens" gets a thumbs up and yes, they hit the mark for the patronising and faux dramatic tone. The overall impression was of a professional effort and aspects of the final third were promising.

Now the negatives: *way* too long to get into the sci fi/horror. *Way* too much conversation about fists, tits and asses, sigh. The character of Jamie was under-utilised when it seemed she might emerge as a leader - and what was the deal with the glowing sphere???

Overall quite disappointing.

Don't watch it, horrible movie. Anyone who like it or thought there was a important message within it, is idiotic. There is already tons of stuff about government cover ups to just being myths and we're alone. Also the gay guy is annoying and the girl who dry humps him looks like she needs some Vagisil.