- Ray: You know, I was a cook for two years once I dropped out of school.
- Charley: Yeah, I know.
- Ray: It's no way to live, though. Getting up at four every morning. Getting hit by grease all day. People complaining, orders backing up. It's no way to live.
- Charley: Yeah, but you get free food?
- Ray: Yeah, you get free food. But let me tell you, you end up hating food. But there are waitresses. Hm. You like waitresses, don't you?
- Charley: Yeah, I guess.
- Ray: The best women... have all been waitresses at some point. So, what have you learned?
- Charley: Don't be a cook.
- Ray: Huh.
- Charley: And...
- Charley: ...go out with waitresses.
- Ray: Boom. Besides being a hotshot athlete and getting a job... you're smart too.