Bigfoot Vs. Zombies

Bigfoot Vs. Zombies (2016)

** (out of 4)

Scientists working on a body farm and curious why a few of their "examples" have disappeared. At first they think it's a bear or something but soon they realize that the chemical injected into the bodies are making them return to life. All is okay though because Bigfoot comes out of the woods to help destroy the zombies.

Look, if you're watching a no budget film called BIGFOOT VS. ZOMBIES then you should know what you're getting yourself into. If you're expecting some sort of high art then I'd recommend you go watch CITIZEN KANE if you haven't already. If you've seen that then perhaps Bergman's SCENES FROM A MARRIAGE will suit you. If you're a fan of low-budget non-sense that isn't meant to be taken serious then you might get a few laughs out of this film.

Again, this film wasn't made to be some sort of Oscar-winning classic. I must admit that I enjoyed the film for what it was. When I say there was no budget here it's the truth because the zombies aren't even done with make-up. Instead the zombies are simply actors in Halloween masks and there's no attempt to make them look real. The Bigfoot costume is something they obviously got at a Halloween store and it too looks 100% fake but I'd take this over those horrid CGI Bigfoots that we've seen on several SyFy movies.

The performances are pretty much what you'd expect but I must say that they at least made the characters mildly amusing. Director Mark Polonia thankfully did what he could with his budget and he wasn't trying to pretend that he had money that he didn't really have. I hate low-budget movies that try to accomplish something more than what they can deliver and it usually leads to something lacking. BIGFOOT VS. ZOMBIES had very little money but at least they delivered something mildly entertaining and goofy fun.

Another Polonia film that fails to make it. Amateurish make up and oh lord the bigfoot costume! The film does have a plot. The best performance by far was the white flatbed truck that moved effortlessly over the fields. Nudity would have helped. Seriously, several large, exposed breasts and maybe some butt shots could turn this into a three star. I will continue going through the Polonia cinema library (On second thought lets call it a movie library for this is not cinema) in search of some sort of explanation on how these movies get financed. Could this be a plot by a foreign enemy to bring down the Western culture? As for the winner in the contest of Bigfoot vs. The Zombies? YOU have to watch it to find out.

Movie is garbage, but I must admit I was blown away by Mr. James Carolus' performance as "Stoner Stu". It is a master class. For my money, it is the most brilliantly realized pothead character since McConaughey in Dazed and Confused. It's real, it's gritty, it's hysterical, it's genius. The lack of recognition for his performance is borderline criminal.

Rest of movie is meh, especially the editing and costuming. It seems that Mark Polonia has singlehandedly kept Spirit Halloween in business for many years now.

This is the worst movie I have seen since another Big Foot catastrophe "Curse of Bigfoot." The acting is terrible even for camp. I don't want to bury anybody but Danielle Donahue as Renee was the best of a bad lot only because she is skinny. As for director Mark Polonia, I hope his other movies are better then Bigfoot vs Zombies because this one is an embarrassment.

Definitely lacking the charm and charisma that made Sharkenstein a instant cult classic. Love the familiar faces he casts though. I expect he has some huge Poloniaverse going on and all his movies are linked..